
Originally Posted by
Sheridan
Apart from the sh1t weather, the all-pervading "I'm alright Jack" attitude of the populace, the primitive, self-interested nature of the political class, the utter, utter cluelesssness of the media on every topic under the sun, the paucity of culture, the astounding lack of public infrastructure, the lionisation of crooks and oligarchs as national heroes and role models, the poverty of national healthcare or any desire to improve it, the least sophisticated sporting culture in Europe, the loud, vulgar, overweight and routinely alcoholic people (and that's just the women), the complete erosion of social conscience or intellectual aspiration and their replacement by materialism and crass nationalism, the proliferation of humbugs, Shane Ross, Michael O'Leary, Van Morrsion, Mary Harney, John Delaney, Denis O'Brien, Bill O'Herlihy, Ken Earley, Michael McDowell, Dion Fanning, the f***ing Shinners, the Gah, Independent Newspapers and Brian Kennedy, this is a great little country.
I really don't see any hope for it beyond sending fifty Rangers to either end of the DART line and having them massacre everything that moves within a five mile radius, making membership of Fianna Fáil, Fine Gael, the PDs and Sinn Féin an offence punishable by death, razing Croke Park to the ground and then firebombing Cork. Boll0cks to yiz all.
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