Yes believe it or not it's true.
I've worked it out and the facts don't lie.
At the outset I want to appologise to any Dubs who may be reading this as you are now entering a zone that will require an IQ of more than 24 to comprehend exactly what is being said.........however I will summarise at the end for you.
Here goes......
......The average attendance in the premiership last Saturday was 33,389 - fact.
...... The average home gate @ the Cross is 5,000 - fact ( ish ).
...... The population of England is 52,000,000 - fact ( I counted them myself ).
...... The population of Ireland is 3,500,00 ( fact 'cos Bertie says so ).
...... Therefore, the percentage of people in England, per head of population, attending Premiership matches last Saturday was 0.0006%
...... The percentage of people in Ireland, per head of population, attending City games is 0.0014%
OK Dubs, here's the summary.......
.........therefore, 2.3% more people ( per head of population ) attend City matches than any of the Sky Premiership Teams.
CITY 'TILL I DIE.![]()
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