Quotedidnt mean literally.Originally Posted by pass&move
8 pints usually does the same for me.
didnt mean literally.
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Didn't take long
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Life isn't all beer and football...some of us haven't touched a football in months
Brilliant, couldnt happen to a nicer guy!
That was in one of the tabloids this morning. Never let the truth (Anelka bottled, Terry slipped) get in the way of a tabloid story, eh?
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True. No Terry sympathiser by any stretch but the biggest joke of the week is how Anelka has got off scott free from the all the scorn.
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Anelka's wasn't a terrible penalty, Terry's was. Plus Terry decided to take the last penalty with newspaper headlines dancing through his eyes, it should have been Kalou taking it. Plus people genuinely despise John Terry
Heres that delightful chap sneezing on Tevez and calling him a "****ing Argie ****"
Anelka's was just poor, and he looked like missing it from the moment he went forward to take it. Terry slipped. It's also not beyond the bounds of possibility that he took the last one as captain, leading from the front and all that. You'd wonder why the more attacking players like Kalou, and Anelka, didn't put themselves forward for the first five. Anelka has since admitted refusing to be one of the first lot.
Terry is genuinely despised by many, and I'm all for that. I'm just saying save a bit of your bile for Le Sulk. Spread the hate!
Anyway, gone O/T so will shut up now.
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Eh? He slipped. And even so it was only a foot away from going in, with the keeper gone the other way.
Anelka, the striker, moped up to it, and never looked like scoring.
It was funny to look at the Chelsea team reaction. A lot of people trying to out-do Terry in the 'woe is me' stakes, but I didn't see one shot of anyone even giving Anelka a consoling pat on the back.
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A player of that experience should have compensated for the ground being wet for Christ's sake. It's unforgiveable for a professional footballer to not hit the target in a penalty situation
Well yes, and that holds every time a pro footballer misses a penalty.
It's just low-brow typical tabloid stuff to have a go at the heroic Captain of England who cried his eyes out at missing than to try and pin any blame on Anelka, who makes no attempt to hide the fact that he doesn't give a rat's ass, and is happy to take his wedge of cash at the end of the week.
You know, if anything, Anelka is probably the more sincere of the two.
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Just because he isnt on his knees bawling his eyes out doesn't mean he doesn't care
Anyway to keep it on topic
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