Exactly, you´ve got it!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
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Exactly, you´ve got it!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
or how how about - "not the first time I've seen a c.unt under an Ajax cap"
:D
Two Sligo Rovers supporting farmers are flying with their herd of sheep to a new farm.
Suddenly, the plane engine fails and it rapidly descends towards the ground.
Rovers Fan 1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
Rovers Fan 2: What about the sheep ???
Rovers Fan 1: Fcuk the sheep!!!
Rovers Fan 2: ...(pause)... Do you think we have time?
:D :D
hope this wasnt opsted before :)
Q. What did St Patrick say to the snakes when he was
driving them out of Ireland?
A. Are you all right there in the back lads?
Boom Boom!
Fine by me!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?
With Jam in.
What does he say when he's making a sandwich for you?
I Hope you like Jam in too :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Risteard
:D
two blondes walk into a door,
you think one of them would have noticed it!!
Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy
marijuana, press the hash key..."
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the
steaks are too high."
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have
look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then
checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him
down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed? "No, because he's really heavy"
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what do ye call a serbian prostitute?
slobbardon mecockyebitch
Russian castration person?
Ivan ackanickinimoff.
dont get that oh strange one.
what do you call a bulgarian with 3 testicles:
whudya nicabollikov
a chinese paedophile?
fcuk em young
Russian prostitute?
Anya Bacyobich
I've a knack of nickin' 'em off.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
Well lads, I very much like reading your jokes as long as you don´t make a laugh about the concentrationcamps (or is it concentrationsites?) of the Germans during World War 2, as my grandfather died there.
He fell of a watchtower!;)
German name for a condom.
Fitz-noish-und-toit:)
So old Hamish:rolleyes: :D.Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Not as old as that oneQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
First time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell out of my cradle and landed in Dinosaur Shyte
One eyed Irish woman?
Aine Ó Súilleabháin:D
Two gay guys are in a toilet. One looks at the others dick and notices that he has a nicotine patch on it. He says, "Hey, does that actually work?", to which he replies, "Yeah, I havn't had a fag for ages."
The FAI
This plump bird was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie."Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed.
"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad this year, and because of this, I can only give you one wish."
"Let's see," says the plump bird, "I don't need money, because my dad left me millions in his will. And I don't need fame, because my dad was a world famous businessman and I'm famous 'cos I'm his daughter.
I would like to get rid of these love handles, though. Yes, that's it, for my one wish I would like my love handles removed."
"Poof!"And just like that... her ears were gone.:eek:
Next post - what's witten on toilet walls.;)
The Licensing systemQuote:
Originally Posted by dmandmythdledge
If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving isn't for you.
My liver is evil and must be punished
Mrs. Dracula complains, "That husband of mine is a pain in the neck"
A lady called Alice from Dallas
Who ne're had the feel of a phalus,
She remained virgo intacta
Because, ipso facto,
No phallus in Dallas fit Alice
Scene from Pirates of the Caribbean - Part 36.
"OOooooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr, der be buggery board m'ship!
There be taste o' sh!t off de first mate's pr!ck"
For any Indians computer engineers visiting the country.
There once was a man from Bengal
Who had a hexagonal ball
Along with its mate
Plus his penis plus eight
Was twice the square root of fcuk all
What does a hermaphrodite call his means of transportation?
A bisexual built for two.
PRESERVE WILD LIFE!!! Throw a student party