Great news! My da says I'm allowed out to play again!
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Great news! My da says I'm allowed out to play again!
And a few more.....
There may still be hope of bringing Michael Jackson back! Apparently they've sent one of the Charlie's Angels in after him.
When Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children in the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson
Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to children... again
Doctors at the LA hospital where Jacko passed away are unsure what to do with the body - plastic recycling does go out till Tuesday.
A priest goes off to a religious conference for the weekend and checks into his hotel. He says to the receptionist, I hope the porn is disabled.
She replies, No its not you sick freak, its normal porn.
Because it's a joke!
Not much good deleting it when John83 has it quoted still!
I can't believe that John83 would be responsible for such a travesty (won't somebody think of the children FFS? still being on here.
Shame!
I heard he wanted to be cremated, but the family don't wanna spread his ashes.
Just have him melted down and re-used for somethin else.
Pic of Jacko in hospital
http://i42.tinypic.com/a0ky2o.jpg
Rumour has it that Elton John will sing at Michael Jackson's funeral, probably will sing "Dont let your son go down on me"
I don't want to drag this way off topic, so I'll just make one brief response.
No.
No. It would make more sense though. Personally, I'd have used a Kerryman.Quote:
Would it be more acceptable if it were seven irishmen and the englishman stepped forward?
I took no offence.Quote:
What kind of twisted mind can take the most offence from a racial slur in a misogynistic joke?
If Magicme had posted the joke, I'd have been a bit surprised that a woman had posted a misogynistic joke.
And finally, just so this post doesn't go entirely to waste:
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
In response to John83's post:
What is red and invisible?
No tomatoes
As long as we're posting anti-Irish jokes:
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.