I'm sure these have been posted up before but they never get old :D.
Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea lets go bury it".
Yo momma so stupid she think Fleetwood Mac is a new burger at McDonalds.
Yo Momma so old when she went to school, there was no history class.
Yo momma so stupid, she tried to give a jellyfish brain damage for stinging her.
Yo momma so bald when she had a shower, she got brain-washed.
Yo momma so stupid that when the bartender told her drinks were on the house, she got a ladder.
Yo momma so small, she can sit on a matchbox and swing her legs.
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