Old as the proverbial hills
A woman came home just in time to find her husband
>> > >> > in bed with
>> > >> > another woman. With superhuman strength borne of
>> > >> > fury, she dragged
>> > >> > her husband down the stairs to the garage and put
>> > >> > his penis in a
>> > >> > vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the
>> > >> > handle.
>> > >> > Next she picked up a hacksaw.
>> > >> >
>> > >> > The husband terrified screamed,
>> > >> > "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?
>> > >> >
>> > >> > The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said,
>> > >> > "Nope. You are.
>> > >> > I'm going to set the garage on fire