Old one...... but relate to it.....
> A passenger plane travelling to California is suddenly hit with a
>severe
> > engine problem and plummets into the Pacific Ocean. The impact is such
> > that the plane is ripped apart leaving only one man alive. After hours
>of
> > swimming he spies an island and drags himself up onto the sandy
> > shores.Though he is half drowned and aware that he is thousands of
>miles
> > from home,he cannot but admire the beauty of the island he has found
> > himself on. Looking down the beach he sees a figure lying on the
>beach,
> > another survivor from the crash.
> >
> > He runs over and sees that she is not breathing, so quickly he gives
>her
> > the kiss of life. After several attempts she coughs into life. As
>she
> > wipes the hair from her face he now can see who it is............It's
> > Jennifer Lopez.
> >
> > Forever grateful to him for saving her life, they strike up an
>immediate
> > bond, and over the following weeks, while stranded on the island, they
> > fall madly in love.
> >
> > One day Jennifer is walking down the beach and notices her new found
>love
> > sitting on the rocks by the beach, staring out to sea, with a look of
> > sorrow on his face. Feeling there's something wrong, she wanders over
>to
> > him, and asks what is wrong.
> >
> > "Jennifer. The last few weeks have been the greatest of my life.
>We've
> > found this Island paradise. We have all the food and water we could
> > require, and I have you, but still I can't help feel there's something
> > missing."
> >
> > Jennifer replies: "What my darling? What is it that you need? I'll do
> > anything".
> > "Well there is one thing. Would you mind putting on my shirt?"
> >
> > "OK"
> >
> > "And my trousers?"
> >
> > "OK"
> >
> > At this point he gets up and grabs some charcoal from theground, and
>draws
> > a neat moustache on her lips.
> >
> > "OK....... Can you start to walk around the island, and I'll set off
>the
> > other way and meet you half way."
> >
> > "OK dear, what ever will make you happy."
> >
> > So off they set. After half an hour walking he eventually sees her
>heading
> > towards him along the beach, at which point he breaks into a sprint,
> > running up to her and grabbing her by the shoulders. He then
> > shouts............
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > * ..........."Mate, you won't believe who I'm shagging!!!!"