[MOD EDIT: Split from here, and ultimately from here.]
Better that than a rub of the relic (occasioned, no doubt, by the absence of a sex advice forum. Very remiss of you, Adam, not to act on that excellent suggestion. :))
Seriously, though, I only stumbled across this site a couple of years ago and I was surprised to see that it's ten years old this year. Any celebrations planned to mark the event? On or offline?