Best piece of interwebbing that has ever been witnessed. Religionista's can be so hillarious at times.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10249
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Best piece of interwebbing that has ever been witnessed. Religionista's can be so hillarious at times.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10249
Sweet mother of god!!!
Loved the guy who responded to the poster saying he likes to be the shaggy dog in monopoly with
"God hates furries" :D:D:D
Anyone I'm gonna sign up there and see what trouble I can cause in the oncoming days
Remember to post back your good work here!Quote:
Originally Posted by jebus
Sorry to let ye down hard guys, but :-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
Just read this disclaimer at the foot of that forum
The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions;
What in the name of God makes these people like this, is it brainwashing, is it collective mental illness,are American Bible belters just THICK!! or all of the above
Edit: or is it the fact that the site is a wind-up
It's a parody :(.
Too good to be true I suppose.
why not get 3 or 4 to sign up and cause mayhem in thereQuote:
Originally Posted by jebus
:D:D that forum is the most entertaining read ive had n a while!! I like the "father maurice lester" character! he puts them sick loopers in their box!! They have effectonatly called him a "ring kissing papst dog" as his tag... how nice.
6yard, im all on for that, we could really rock the boat!!:D
we have to get Limerick till i die in there along with jebus, wonder is there a bible bashing equivalent of dahamsta on it:DQuote:
Originally Posted by biscuit
Hahah!! that would be golden!! Unfortunatley I am banned already!! They didnt like me questioning them! I think i threw the words "closet queers" in there!! Not very christian of me!!;):D
It's not something I'd usually recommend, but did any of the more recent posters actually read GavinZac's post?
just shows you that most of us do actually ignore Gavin Zacs posts:DQuote:
Originally Posted by pineapple stu
Not usually recommended, but you do it anyway, don't you? The "car crash" effect they call that, I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by pineapple stu
Frankly I'd be disappointed if you could comprehend them, "punisha", but you're not doing yourself any particular favours for notability if you're recommending foot.ie descend upon a blatant wind-up en masse. I believe the vulgar term is "wooooooooosh".Quote:
Originally Posted by 6yardpunisha
Interesting that for the most part those duped by this appear to be either rural, or Raptor. :D
Feck off. after seeing thisQuote:
Originally Posted by GavinZac
I'll believe the American Christian Right is capable of all sorts of unbelievable idiocy, so yes originally I took the site at face value and I'm sure if I google for a while I'll find a real one thats equally idiotic. I'll get back to you
Oh I don't doubt that, I've seen "Jesus Camp". But, scrabble? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
ive signed up here as Block g Rapture :D gonna have me some fun
[quote=GavinZac;932106]
Frankly I'd be disappointed if you could comprehend them, "punisha", but you're not doing yourself any particular favours for notability if you're recommending foot.ie descend upon a blatant wind-up en masse. I believe the vulgar term is "wooooooooosh".
i know, you tend to use really big words and we have to ring our cousins in the city to explain them to us before we respond to your highly articulate and intelligent postings on foot.ie:cool:
after reading that
Headache, nearly vomitted and pain in my jaw from laughing
Cant wait to see if there is a responseQuote:
Originally Posted by blobbyblob
been looking through some other threads and I'll need to bone up on my "End of Day's" knowledge before reeking more havoc
Stirring the pot a bit more
Lads you do know this site is a spoof ? - what is worrying is in the 'emails we get ' section in between the majority of burn in hell you twisted fcuk type emails you get the odd one along the lines
' I am quite interested in attending your church but cant find directions, please foward them to me Miss XXXXX XXXXXx Texas
I was quite interested in your dissatation that Scobby Doo has satanic undertones etc Rev XXXXXX Maine
There was a friendly one from a chaplin in the Marine Corp once - the mind boggles
Yes newry rep we do realise that the initial site linked in this thread was a wind-up however do you realise that the forum I've linked to and joined for "fun" is an actual bona fida christian message board with much the same idiotic rantings on itQuote:
Originally Posted by Newryrep
response to my condoleeza rice rant
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Originally Posted by Mahershalalhasbaz
he wouldnt last 2 minutes on foot.ie:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
Its all going off now
not for the fainthearted
I need back up I'm in too deep and afraid my cover is about to be blown
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Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
you need someone with a degree in Relegious Studies or something like that, recommend you try the UCD forum:D
I don't think any of us read theology. It hardly seems necessary though. These guys are pretty simple-minded. They have a simplistic view of Christianity, and anything that falls outside of it is evil.Quote:
Originally Posted by 6yardpunisha
God damn it, banned already! All I did was call the Jews disgusting pigs. Surely thats the party line? :D
Raptor, make some horrendous point and then to prove your point implore them to watch this, "toward the end" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49vnodvBgsw
I really should have copped that was you. any way I'm try my best not to get banned whilst subtly taking the mickQuote:
Originally Posted by GavinZac
this thread is progressing nicely
I was hoping to get a proper rise out of you to be honest, regardless of the cost :D I had a post calling you a damn liberal hippy buddhist bohemian for being so idealistic as to think the Jews weren't pigdogs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
You very nearly did get a rise out of me I deleted it at the last minute coz I knew I'd be bannedQuote:
Originally Posted by GavinZac
is Mahershalalhasbaz someone off here taking the proverbial or is he just really a gullible yank
just trying to figure that one out myself, who is GZ posting underQuote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
I was "Dante" but I was removed swifter than a Limerick fan in a Galway forum :DQuote:
Originally Posted by 6yardpunisha
Ive been given an infraction and told to open a thread in the talk2mods forum as the Mods "want to talk to me about some issues in a thread in which I AM POSTING":DQuote:
Originally Posted by GavinZac
LOL. Speak English, the language God wrote the bible in. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptorresponse to my condoleeza rice rant
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Originally Posted by Mahershalalhasbaz
Reply to my infraction
I was raised in the catholic faith so I came to know Jesus (in the catholic sense at least) from a very early age. however as I began to mature I began to question the teachings of the church and found that more and more I was doubting what I was being told, I occured to me that I had never felt comfortable with the Catholic faith with which I was burdened without choice from birth (Iam from a typical Irish catholic family) It is only in the last few years that i have really started to follow the way's of the Lord and to read the Book in search of guidance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Mark
I came across this wonderful forum quite by accident when looking for fellowships in my area. I have been browsing here for a while and decided to join up today. and so far I must say I am glad I did
God Bless BGR
This end-of-days malarky is mind-numbing. People so certain that they can predict something which their supposed deity specifically said will come "like a thief in the night."
:D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by GavinZac
This'd really set them off!