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kingdom hoop
Scene; a moon-lit beach in the south of Spain. A wonderful air of inebriety enshrouds the three youthful Irishmen and their new best friends, four local femmes fatales. A game of dares is suggested
Kingdom Hoop; Osarusan, I dare you to spark this joint.
Osarusan(slightly distressed); Er, yeah, I don't know, just give me a few minutes while I consult my internet-ready phone to determine the social fallout that might ensue as a result. I mean, is it ok to do this? What if the authorities see me and it's strongly against local custom? Did you think about that before asking me? This doesn't feel right.
Others(in chorus); Shut up and do it!
Osarusan(sheepishly); Oh ok then. What's the worst that could happen...
The joint is smoked and enjoyed by all. Having received this additional stimulation, Kingdom Hoop decides that a little fun can't hurt anybody, and starts removing his clothes.
Femme Fatales ; Ah, that's not such a good idea. People around here might think it is pretty rude.
Kingdom Hoop; ****** to that, it's only a bit of fun. Where's the harm in it?
Osarusan; I'd listen to them if I were you.
Kingdom Hoop; Jaysus, what's the problem? Who cares?
Femme Fatales; This isn't the same as Ireland you know.
Kingdom Hoop; Whatever.
The police enter the scene.
Police; What the hell do you think you're doing?
Kingdom Hoop; Just having a laugh.
Police; Not like that you don't.
Kingdom Hoop; Ah come on, take it easy. I was just mooning a few people. No harm done, right?
Police; Put your clothes back on please.
Kingdom Hoop; What's all the agro about? It was only a laugh.
Police; Put your clothes back on please.
Kingdom Hoop; Ah for f**k sake.
Police; Ok, you'll have to come to the station.
Kingdom Hoop is led away by the police...
Femme Fatales; It's true what they say about Kerry people, isn't it...........
Osarusan; Still plenty to go round, ladies.