Tony Mac is wonderful isn't he? 14 seasons with the club, 300 league games* more goals than Tadhg Purcell and enough stitches to lately resemble Frankenstein.
*Depending on whether or not you count Little Roc.
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Tony Mac is wonderful isn't he? 14 seasons with the club, 300 league games* more goals than Tadhg Purcell and enough stitches to lately resemble Frankenstein.
*Depending on whether or not you count Little Roc.
Indeed...really noticed his absence last night. There was no-one to give the players a really nasty root up the hole as we started sitting back on the lead.
Oh, and his personal hygiene is above reproach. And I hear he's got his own 10,000 seater ground coming on stream somewhere in Meath just as soon as planning permission for London is granted.
Yeah, it's important not to underestimate how important it is to have a great leader like that on the pitch.
ALL HAIL THE GREAT LEADER.
I hear that an angered Tony is so fearsome that his alarm clock doesn't wake him up in case he takes his retribution on it.
Tony Mac doesn't sleep, he waits.
Who do you all think would win in a fight between Tony Mac and Superman?
Based in the numbers here, I reckon Tony might edge it for a few years yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bald Student
If Superman is due to be more powerful than God in about 2030, he could overtake Tony by about 2050.Quote:
Originally Posted by John83
The only way to stop this blasphemy would be to place a piece of kryptonite into Superman's hamstring.
But how are we going to do that? Superman is a fictional character, and I can't draw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bald Student
Don't worry, Tony Mac is so brilliant he will find a way to solve the problem.
Of course!
Is it possible for Tony Mac to create a boulder so heavy that even he can't lift it?
If it was so heavy that even Tony Mac can't lift it, then it would by necessity be infinitely heavy, collapsing the universe in on it, and making the concept of a reference point relative to which it can be moved void.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bald Student
Or something.
Does Tony have any babies, do you wonder?
I bet Tony Mac knows more about stuff than John83, even though John83 is clearly the bigger nerd.Quote:
Originally Posted by John83
But only because Tony doesn't want to be the bigger nerd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bald Student
Tony Mac doesn't use comparative adjectives.Quote:
Originally Posted by John83
Yes he does. But only because he wants to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bald Student
There was no IAG process last winter, rather a list of teams Tony Mac will agree to play against.
Mad Tom doesn't know everything, just what Tony Mac tells him.
If you Google search "Tony Mc getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
UCD doesn't need a UEFA licence for Belfield Park, we have a Tony Mac.
Heard that those two guns tonight voluntarily gave themselves in to the police when they heard Tony Mac was coming.
I hear that the only reason there were guns at all was in case Tony felt like playing. How else were they going to stop him?
Blasphemy, how would guns stop him? :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by John83
Clearly Tony would have been worried for our safety and didnt want to have to get the game called off after smiting the offenders
They wouldn't dare call it off. :D
Contrary to popular belief the sound of Tony Mac clicking his fingers and not the Hoff's singing was the direct cause of the fall of the Berlin wall.
Anyone care to give their team for the Rovers game? Mine is
6.Tony Mac.
That is all.
1. Tony Mac
2. Tony Mac
3. Tony Mac
4. Tony Mac
5. Tony Mac
6. Tony Mac
7. Tony Mac
8. Ronan Finn
9. Tony Mac
10. Tony Mac
11. Tony Mac
Anyone get anything interesting from their true love this christmas?
I got lots of different presents, yet all subtly the same.
In a few billion years, the universe will collapse on itself, implode and then exploding in another big bang.
No one gets out alive.
Except Tony Mac
Heard that in training, Tony played a match against the entire squad - just him versus the 20 other guys.
he was one nil up at half time but it finished 1-1. I bumped into him at the under 21's and asked him what happened in the second half, he said he was sent off with 20 minutes left
That's a lie. Tony Mac would never have only been 1-0 up with 20 minutes to go.
This is what happens with Paul Byrne injured. How many did Sammo miss, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Angus
...but only because he wanted toQuote:
Originally Posted by Angus
I heard Tony challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, but Chuck Norris never showed up.
The final digit of pi is Tony Mac.
Tony Mac is the third secret of Fatima
Tony Mac is the image on the shroud of turin
Tony Mac is DB Cooper (oh, please look up wikipedia)
Tony Mac split the atom
Tony Mac is the fourth ring of Saturn
Tony Mac is Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.