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No penis jokes allowed!! :D
Just in an internet cafe in Templebar, with swarms of British tourists around the place, and your man at the counter is playing Rebel Songs. I don't think anyones copped it yet, but songs like Come Out You Black and Tans can't go down well with the many stag parties around here :p
I was watching CSI Miami the other night and in the closing scene David Caruso was talking to a scam-victim who had a baby boy in his arms. Caruso bent down and attempted to smile in a pleasant way at the baby. Straightaway the baby, who probably doesn't know how to say the word "acting", turned away with a frown on his face. It was priceless.
are you sure you werent one of those fellas you were on about before.......Quote:
just in an internet cafe in Templebar
The racists or the scummers who inhabit these cafes? :p
That guy is probably the worst actor I've ever seen (outside of the Fair City cast obviously:D) He's dreadful.Quote:
Originally Posted by superfrank
I know. I hate that ginger tosser. Does he always have to talk in such a low tone.Quote:
Originally Posted by TonyD
Our left winger gets the crowd off their feet sometimes.
My dog worrying a pair of socks like a rat.
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Originally Posted by John83
Since when do rats have a reputation for "worrying"?
??? surely he meant the dog was doing the worrying ? (Probabaly about the ever expanding rat population :))
To 'worry' is what a terrier does to a rat - the dog grips the rat in its mouth and shakes the rat to death.Quote:
Originally Posted by tricky_colour
I got that much. What I want to know is why do you have a pair of socks like a rat?
That's easy. Pairs of socks go missing all the time, but it takes effort to get rid of a rat.Quote:
Originally Posted by stann
my dog barks at pat kenny every time he comes on the telly..also she can open a tin of biscuits!
I've a sister does the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by citizenerased
citizen is your dog a bitch?
like bluebeards sister?
How often is your dog on telly?Quote:
Originally Posted by citizenerased
Now now Paul, just because she wasn't up for it with you - no means two barks means no:pQuote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
hehe :D
Is Pat Kenny a porno actor???Quote:
Originally Posted by citizenerased
bluebeards sister an pat kenny the porn star
:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
I can't stop shivering at the thought of ANY part of that sentence.
jaysus lads he are on fire, keepem comin;)