Dermot Keely needs a Voice Box

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12/03/2007, 11:09 PM
finnpark

Dermot Keely needs a Voice Box

Can Shels afford one for Mr Keely? I couldnt understand a word he said. When was he released from the clinic?

And Paul Osam: if he gets any duller my TV will sitch off itself with bordem. I like the Eircom League but with those 2 on TV its hard to watch.
12/03/2007, 11:49 PM
superblues

Was the programme any good tonight?? I feel asleep when they mentioned Osams name in the "whats coming up" section on the news!!:D :D :D
12/03/2007, 11:56 PM
Red&White

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Originally Posted by superblues

Was the programme any good tonight?? I feel asleep when they mentioned Osams name in the "whats coming up" section on the news!!

You mean you missed him saying, "I wouldn't even look at the table for a while, not until the first round of games is over anyway." ??? :eek:
13/03/2007, 12:01 AM
superblues

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Originally Posted by Red&White

You mean you missed him saying, "I wouldn't even look at the table for a while, not until the first round of games is over anyway." ??? :eek:

HAHAHAHA, No. I even missed that!! Gonna record it at 5:30 or when ever its on in morning just to help me sleep over the weekend. How can u concentrate while he talks?:D :D
13/03/2007, 12:05 AM
Red&White

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Originally Posted by superblues

HAHAHAHA, No. I even missed that!! Gonna record it at 5:30 or when ever its on in morning just to help me sleep over the weekend. How can u concentrate while he talks?:D :D

Superblues, I watched Drogheda for 2 hours tonight. After that Osam was like a man on speed.
13/03/2007, 12:05 AM
Raheny Red

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Originally Posted by superblues

HAHAHAHA, No. I even missed that!! Gonna record it at 5:30 or when ever its on in morning just to help me sleep over the weekend. How can u concentrate while he talks?:D :D

I have the first and the second part of the show recorded, if anyone knows of any video don sizer which I could download please let me know so I can upload it to youtube ;)
13/03/2007, 12:08 AM
superblues

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Originally Posted by Red&White

Superblues, I watched Drogheda for 2 hours tonight. After that Osam was like a man on speed.

:D :D So i've heard about the Drogs!! Such a pity cause they could be a quality team if the went Gung-Ho.
13/03/2007, 10:51 AM
pete

Its Dermot Keely. :eek:

Click
13/03/2007, 10:54 AM
Peadar

My TV went into Power Saving mode when Osam came on...
He was bursting to say that Pats were title contenders.
13/03/2007, 11:26 AM
superblues

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Originally Posted by Peadar

My TV went into Power Saving mode when Osam came on...
He was bursting to say that Pats were title contenders.

Ye, i couldn't beleive he didnt even mention them in the same breath as the other 4 teams.
13/03/2007, 12:17 PM
pete

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Originally Posted by Peadar

My TV went into Power Saving mode when Osam came on... He was bursting to say that Pats were title contenders.

I think he had a wager on him refraining to mention Pats as contenders. Then again he is sticking with Derry City as title winners. I suppose hes bound to be correct one of these days. :p
13/03/2007, 12:25 PM
TonyD

Shuddup, the lot of you. Oso is a legend:p . As for Keely, it's not a voice box he needs, it's a good kick in the whole.
13/03/2007, 1:52 PM
osarusan

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Originally Posted by TonyD

Shuddup, the lot of you. Oso is a legend:p . As for Keely, it's not a voice box he needs, it's a good kick in the whole.

The whole what?
13/03/2007, 1:59 PM
BohsPartisan

The whole hole.
13/03/2007, 2:15 PM
Jerry The Saint

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Originally Posted by Red&White

You mean you missed him saying, "I wouldn't even look at the table for a while, not until the first round of games is over anyway." ??? :eek:

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Originally Posted by superblues

HAHAHAHA, No. I even missed that!! Gonna record it at 5:30 or when ever its on in morning just to help me sleep over the weekend. How can u concentrate while he talks?:D :D

Sneer all you like, it doesn't mean he's not 100% right.

By definition, the league table cannot show an accurate picture until all teams have played each other. Compare it to athletics. You wouldn't see a runner in the 800m get all excited because he's leading at the start of the race - you have to wait until the stagger evens out to see where his true position is. Cork have a relatively easy set of games at the start of the season (Waterford, Galway, UCD, Longford, Pats) so you would expect them to be well clear at the top by the time they play their first title contenders, Derry.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Oso is a football philosopher, years ahead of his time in the field of punditry. People have always made the mistake of thinking something is boring, just because it's too complex for them to understand.

One day you'll all see the error of your ways and acknowledge his greatness...
13/03/2007, 2:31 PM
superblues

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Originally Posted by Jerry The Saint

Sneer all you like, it doesn't mean he's not 100% right.

By definition, the league table cannot show an accurate picture until all teams have played each other. Compare it to athletics. You wouldn't see a runner in the 800m get all excited because he's leading at the start of the race - you have to wait until the stagger evens out to see where his true position is. Cork have a relatively easy set of games at the start of the season (Waterford, Galway, UCD, Longford, Pats) so you would expect them to be well clear at the top by the time they play their first title contenders, Derry.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Oso is a football philosopher, years ahead of his time in the field of punditry. People have always made the mistake of thinking something is boring, just because it's too complex for them to understand.

One day you'll all see the error of your ways and acknowledge his greatness...

Highly doubtful..... he could be making alot of sense but i just cant stay awake long enough to make a serious judgement on his skills as a pundit. YAAAWWWNN...getting tired just talking about him.;) ;)
13/03/2007, 2:45 PM
razor

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Originally Posted by Peadar

He was bursting to say that Pats were title contenders.

I fell asleep waiting for him to finish a sentence, what did he say?
13/03/2007, 3:58 PM
Redie

Top Four

Well ye all missed it lads as Osam saved his best for the end of the show when an over excited Trevor Welsh asked him for his predictions for the coming season. it went something like this but it was a bit hard to follow....

....well for me the top four will be Derry, Drogheda, Cork and Bohs. But I think Pats will do well this year and they could finish in the top four which means one of the other top four would then have to finish outside the top four.......if you know what I mean Trev'.......
13/03/2007, 4:09 PM
monzo

Keely wasn't too bad. Osam would really need to waken up though; at one point Welsh suddenly asked him something during the match footage and six seconds and two coughs to clear the throat later came the reply.
13/03/2007, 4:48 PM
pete

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Originally Posted by monzo

Keely wasn't too bad. Osam would really need to waken up though; at one point Welsh suddenly asked him something during the match footage and six seconds and two coughs to clear the throat later came the reply.

I think they record the programme well past his bedtime.
13/03/2007, 4:50 PM
Dodge

I've said it before. Oso is too bored with that show. He's above it Trevor Welch asking him the same fecking questions every week
13/03/2007, 6:06 PM
razor

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Originally Posted by Dodge

I've said it before. Oso is too bored with that show. He's above it Trevor Welch asking him the same fecking questions every week

He'll be doing the weather before we know it. :D
13/03/2007, 6:06 PM
passerrby

this could have been a great thread if you had not inserted the word voice in the title
13/03/2007, 11:17 PM
DonalE

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Originally Posted by Redie

Well ye all missed it lads as Osam saved his best for the end of the show when an over excited Trevor Welsh asked him for his predictions for the coming season. it went something like this but it was a bit hard to follow....

....well for me the top four will be Derry, Drogheda, Cork and Bohs. But I think Pats will do well this year and they could finish in the top four which means one of the other top four would then have to finish outside the top four.......if you know what I mean Trev'.......

That was great,worth staying up so late for. I was wondering how far into that sentence he was gonna go before realising he made no sense, if you know what i mean
14/03/2007, 3:49 PM
davidatrb

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Originally Posted by superblues

Was the programme any good tonight?? I feel asleep when they mentioned Osams name in the "whats coming up" section on the news!!:D :D

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Originally Posted by razor

I fell asleep waiting for him to finish a sentence, what did he say?

I also fell asleep. They should bottle this show and sell it to insomniacs. ;)

It is a good show though, just on a little late. I am glad that I woke up just in time to hear Osam's line about how if Pats finished in the top four that one of the top four would finish outside the top four. Class.
14/03/2007, 5:18 PM
DmanDmythDledge

Osam was rubbish as usual but still got a laugh out of him. I thought Keely was good.
27/03/2007, 9:40 PM
Risteard

Keely makes some good points here.
28/03/2007, 10:40 AM
Risteard

:D Funny thing is its both his face and his voice.
Maybe it's him.:eek: