Shelbourne Songs

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30/01/2007, 3:02 PM
hoops1

Shelbourne Songs

Its important to remember in this time of difficulty for Shelbourne that we must make the most value of their situation
So I think we should get our songs prepared for next year
I will start it off
1. You lost your first eleven (to the tune of You lost that loving feeling)
2. Number 1 has upped and left, Number two has upped and left etc. etc. etc.
( to the tune of we all dream of a team of Georgies Bests)
3, Byrne Byrne wherever you may be
you cant pay your football team
But it could be worse you could be wee
setting fire to yourself like mad maxi
(to the tune of dance dance)

Anyone any other suggestions
30/01/2007, 3:06 PM
Pauro 76

Going to have a lot of fun with this.

2 Unlimited - No Limits
No No. No No No No. No No No No. No No There's No Players.

Ollie, Ollie, give us a game.
30/01/2007, 3:09 PM
Mr A

Quote:

Originally Posted by PAURO 7

2 Unlimited - No Limits
No No. No No No No. No No No No. No No There's No Players.

Is that about Shels or Longford?
30/01/2007, 3:10 PM
Pauro 76

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galway Harps

Is that about Shels or Longford?

At least we have some left. :)
30/01/2007, 3:11 PM
charliesboots

best one has already been posted on the Pats forum. No doubt some Ollie lovers here will object
30/01/2007, 3:12 PM
hoops1

PM me
30/01/2007, 3:23 PM
micls

Il stay with the classic.....'Let's all laugh at Shelbourne'

'Who the ****ing hell are you' -to all their players (what the ****ing hell was that tune)
30/01/2007, 3:26 PM
Schumi

Quote:

Originally Posted by charliesboots

best one has already been posted on the Pats forum. No doubt some Ollie lovers here will object

I expected better tbh.
30/01/2007, 3:34 PM
Pauro 76

That old Club Biscuit ad jingle

If you cant afford to pay all the players, you've no Club.

That may need a bit of work mind you.
30/01/2007, 3:40 PM
BohsPartisan

Make sure the fans of first division clubs have their attention drawn to this thread. Its more pertinant to them.
30/01/2007, 4:21 PM
forza

Hes full of **** hes full of **** hes full of Ollies full of **** :D

Shall we pay a bill for you??? Shall we pay a bill for you??
30/01/2007, 4:38 PM
R�iteoir

"Can we lend you 20 cent?"
30/01/2007, 5:16 PM
The Sheliban

Not wishing to urinate on anybody's party, but when exactly were you planning to use these pearls of wisdom?
30/01/2007, 5:17 PM
BohsPartisan

When we go to see you play in division one. No one will pay in though, we'll wait untill half time!
30/01/2007, 5:22 PM
Hitman

How about "You're not solvent any more"?
30/01/2007, 5:29 PM
Magicme

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hitman

How about "You're not solvent any more"?

We will have none of that solvent abuse on here I tell ya!
30/01/2007, 5:34 PM
Risteard

(To the tune of Yellow Submarine)
Shelbourne dream of a team da da <cough> da
A team na da na
A team <noise> trails off.
30/01/2007, 5:35 PM
The Sheliban

Quote:

Originally Posted by BohsPartisan

When we go to see you play in division one. No one will pay in though, we'll wait untill half time!

At this stage, I'd be thrilled to be playing in the First Division this year.
31/01/2007, 3:47 AM
MariborKev

One we used last season, to the tune of "Sunny Afternoon" by The Kinks

"The taxmans taken all they've got,
They'll have to sell Joey Ndo,
Shels'll go bust sometime soon,

Ollie finally got caught,
They've taken everything he's got,
All he's got has gone to ruin"
31/01/2007, 3:59 AM
OneRedArmy

Correction Kev

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maribor

One we used last season, to the tune of "Sunny Afternoon" by The Kinks

"The taxmans taken all their dough,
They had to sell Joey Ndo,
Shels'll go bust sometime soon,

Ollie finally got caught,
They've taken everything he's got,
All he's got has gone to ruin"
31/01/2007, 12:43 PM
pineapple stu

Who were you?
Who were you?
31/01/2007, 12:51 PM
Trainee

Going down faster than a Russian submarine:)
31/01/2007, 1:01 PM
endabob1

Monster - The Automatic
"What's that coming over the Hill is it a Tax Bill, Another Tax Bill"
31/01/2007, 1:35 PM
BohsPartisan

Quote:

Originally Posted by pineapple stu

Who were you?
Who were you?

Where are ye?
Where are ye?
31/01/2007, 1:44 PM
Macy

I'm disappointed - I was expecting this thread to be in the vein of el message board era Dr.Nightdub friday afternoon threads. :) I even had quite a good one for the list... Bye Bye Badman - The Stone Roses
31/01/2007, 1:48 PM
BohsPartisan

How habout another Logan song:
Fold me now!
31/01/2007, 2:50 PM
Pauro 76

Or a bit of Manic Street Preachers.

Everything Must Go
31/01/2007, 2:53 PM
Jerry The Saint

Re-posting from the Pats board - because the schooligans love a bit of Bing Crosby...

They used to tell me I was building a dream
And so I followed the mob.
When there was earth to plow or guns to bear,
I was always there, right on the job.
They used to tell me I was building a dream
With peace and glory ahead --
Why should I be standing in line, just waiting for bread?
Once I built a football club, I made it run,
Made it race against time.
Once I built a football club, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?

Once in khaki suits, gee, we looked swell
Full of that Yankee Doodle-de-dum.
60 Shelbourne Muppets went slogging through hell,
And I was the kid with the drum.

Say, don't you remember they called me Ol,
It was Ol all the time.
Why don't you remember, I'm your pal --
Say, buddy, can you spare a dime?
07/02/2007, 3:33 PM
Pauro 76

Maybe all PA Announcers could play The Specials "Ghost Town" as Shels come out at the start of their games... ;)
07/02/2007, 3:57 PM
R�iteoir

Quote:

Originally Posted by BohsPartisan

How habout another Logan song:
Fold me now!

Fold me now
No Cash, No Setanta Cup
Just fold me now
And we will owe -
Though we're all broke, we'll always be at Tolka
Forever in debt
What do you say when one man squads aren't enough?

What can I say?
Now my words are not... Relegation?
... enough