has to be either:
we all dream of a team of carsleys or
one lee carsley
oh how far we have fallen!:eek: :eek:
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has to be either:
we all dream of a team of carsleys or
one lee carsley
oh how far we have fallen!:eek: :eek:
A song at Lansdowne Road,are you mad,that'll never happen!
Were you Malta, Were you Malta, Were you Malta in disguise!
Fingers on your lips lads, an sit down, your blocking the view of the suit behind you on a comp ticket. Singing in Lansdowne, dont be ridiculous, what next shouting during the game!!
Dont worry, there'll be no suits in Lansdowne on Wednesday, and anyway, I dont let them shut me up, I dont see why people complain about them, there's one way to shut them up and thats speak up and sing for Ireland! Its not as if we need a karaoke machine to get us to sing a song.
Come on you boys in green!
Stan OUT!
I would prefer songs about John Delaney being a less than virtuous individual rather than songs directly calling for Stans head
Staunton OUT - GARY MEGSON IN!!! Just for the laugh like....
QUE SERA SERA
WHATEVER WILL BE WILL BE
THE GOOD TIMES ARE HISTORY
QUE SERA SERA
Followed by
STAND UP FOR THE EIRCOM LEAGUE
Followed by
YOU'LL NEVER BEAT THE 90's
Fair lucky that nothing rhymes with 'Staunton' or 'Delaney'
A bit long but very appropriate...
Now Delaney had a donkey that everyone admired
Temporarily lazy and permanently tired
A leg at every corner balancing his head
And a tail to let you know which end he wanted to be fed
Riley slyly said we've underrated it, why not train it, then they took a rag
They rubbed it, scrubbed it, they oiled and embrocated it
Got it at the post and when the starter dropped the flag
There was Riley pushin' it, shovin' it, shushin' it
Hogan, Logan and everyone in town
Lined up, attackin' it and shovin' it and smackin' it
They might as well have tried to push the Town Hall down
The donkey was eyein' them, openly defyin' them
Winkin', blinkin' and twistin' out of place
Riley reversin' it, everybody cursin' it
The day Delaney's donkey ran the halfmile race
The muscles of the mighty never known to flinch,
They couldn't budge the donkey a quarter of an inch
Delaney lay exhausted, hanging round its throat
With a grip just like a Scotchman on a five pound note
Starter, Carter, he lined up with the rest of 'em.
When it saw them, it was willing then
It raced up, braced up, ready for the best of 'em.
They started off to cheer it but it changed its mind again
There was Riley pushing it, shoving it and shushing it
Hogan, Logan and Mary Ann Macgraw,
She started poking it, grabbing it and choking it
It kicked her in the bustle and it laughed "Hee Haw!"
The whigs, the conservatives,
Radical superlatives
Libr'rals and tories,
They hurried to the place
Stood there in unity,
Helping the community
The day Delaney's donkey ran the halfmile race.
The crowd began to cheer it. Then Rafferty, the judge
He came to assist them, but still it wouldn't budge
The jockey who was riding, little John MacGee,
Was so thoroughly disgusted that he went to have his tea
Hagan, Fagan was students of psychology,
Swore they'd shift it with some dynamite
They bought it, brought it, then without apology
The donkey gave a sneeze and blew the darn stuff out of sight
There was Riley pushing it, shoving it and shushing it
Hogan, Logan and all the bally crew,
P'lice, and auxil'ary,
The Garrison Artillery
The Second Enniskillen's and the Life Guards too
They seized it and harried it,
They picked it up and carried it
Cheered it, steered it to the winning place
Then the Bookies drew aside,
They all commited suicide
Well, the day Delaney's donkey won the halfmile race.
eh no!
How about
'Bring on San Marino'
'Were going to score in this campaign'
or my personnel favourite
'Its like your playing on pills'
I for one wont be singing. I also wont be wearing colours. Once the National Anthem is over, that's my participation over.
it'll be interesting to see how the support pans out after about 10 mins on wednesday....
I can imagine "you don't know what you're doing" will get a few airings if things go pear shaped.
De-laney, wo oh,
De-laney wo-oh-oh-oh
He hasn't got a chin
With him we'll never win
To the tune of the Muppet Show
It's time to face the music
It's time to turn out the lights
it's time to face reality in Merrion Square tonight
"I'm off to support the North!"
I don't hate StauntonQuote:
Originally Posted by Dawn_Run
He's only Delaney's pawn in
Ohhh, Delaney
Watching the team you butchered
Is really giving pain t'me
Eh, it rhymes (more or less). Never said I was Eminem
Hope you're in the North Terrace, tets, we could do with a bit of entertainment. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by tetsujin1979
Should be, if all goes well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peadar
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peadar
No, Tets in on South Touchline!
Its time to say goodbye Staunton,
Its only stupidity you're flauntin',
And as for you Delaney,
You make me feel all painy.
Thank you very much.
I intend to support the team and the manager in full on Wednesday night but wouldn't be adverse to having a little protest against some sections of our 'support'.
A pleasant round of 'best fans in the world, your having a laff' (mock english accent included) wouldn't go a miss based on some of the sh*te I've read over the last week or two. :rolleyes:
Dont blame it on the Duffer
Dont blame it on Carsley
Dont blame it O Brien
Blame it on the gaffer
He just cant he just cant he just cant pick a team:D
I think a lot of the above is tongue in cheek Karlos, lighten up a bit. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Karlos
I have absolutely no idea how I'm going to react on Wednesday, other than saying I know I won't be booing.
I'm so deflated by Saturday that I reckon I'll be going through the motions even if we win a thriller. For me Wednesday will be the funeral after the death. It doesn't mean you can't have fun, but getting excited about it would almost be offensive.
Theme from the Muppet Show. It has to be....
its time to play the music
its time to light the lights
we’re gonna having a sacking
in Merrion Square tonight!
Oh Delaney
you're not so brainy
the team is causing me pain-y
why don't you fcuk off to bahrain-y
i want you tried with saddam hussain-y
Walking in a delaney wonderland!
Well if Peadar's comment are anything to go by, we should open with
(in our best cockney accents)
Our support is facking sh1t!!
(and has been for many years)
Banner from the Harps contingent - if our artist (ie me!) - gets painting in the vicinity of Jury's on Wednesday evening:D
Flawed And Inept
First I was afraid
I was petrified
kept thinking I could never live
without bob by your side
Now just cut straight to the ****ing chorus!
1/ You're not very good you're not very good, you're not very , you're not very, you're not very good
2/We're $hit and we know we are/ We're $hit and we know we are/ we're $hit and we know we are / We're $hit and we know we are.
and for Stan
3/ You don't know what you're doing/ You don't know what you're doing
4/ We'll win again/ Don't know where/ Don't know when/ But I know we'll win again / Some sunny day
5/ We'll never beat the Cyprus :D
6/ Fill Croke Park/ You're having a laugh/ Fill Croke Park/ You're having a laugh
Aldo for Ireland - (Repeat as required)
To the words of Don't cry for me Argentina and sung by Stan:
It won't be easy, you'll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel
That I still need your love after all that I've done
You won't believe me
All you will see is a player you once knew
Although dressed up as a manager
At sixes and sevens in defence
I had to let it happen, I had to change
Couldn't stay all my life down at heel
Looking out of the window, staying out of the sun
So I chose managing
Running around, trying everything new
But nothing worked at all
I never expected it to
And as for building for the future and for fame
I never invited Carsley in
Though it seems to the world they were all I desired
They are illusions
They're not the solutions they promised to be
The answer was here all the time
You've got to sack me, you just have to
Have I said too much?
There's nothing more I can think of to say to you
But all you have to do is look at me
To know that I haven't a clue.
WE NEED A NEW MANAGER WE NEED A NEW MAN A GER
La la la la hey La la la la hey!
REPEAT until cant breath and he goes!
Delaney picks the team for you,
Delaney picks the,
Delaney picks the,
Delaney picks the team for you!
Stand Up For The Cypriots ---- Stand Up For The Cypriots
Stand Up For The Cypriots +++ And There Manager Cause Hes Good At It!
If they happen to give the scores from other games, or if word comes through that N. Ireland are beating Latvia.
"ONE TEAM IN IRELAND,
THERE'S ONLY ONE TEAM IN IRELAND"
Controversial! :eek: