To lighten up the impending census what question would you tack onto the end of it.
Maybe answer the question then post your own.
Question No 745b:Who in the name of Jaysus buys Westlife cd's?:D
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To lighten up the impending census what question would you tack onto the end of it.
Maybe answer the question then post your own.
Question No 745b:Who in the name of Jaysus buys Westlife cd's?:D
How many redneck un-cultured hicks are there in your area per capita?
So hopefully some way can be thought of to keep them out of my way.
How many times are you on the electoral register?
Do you watch reality TV and/or read the Star, and if so would you mind killing yourself at all? The state can supply instruments of death in the form of Oireachtas Report and Martin Cullen.
You're being way too tough on the Star adam. Its the best of that lost by a mile...
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Originally Posted by dahamsta
:) General McDowell surely gets first refusal on such matters.
What is the diameter of your earrings, on average? If more than an inch, see dahamsta's comment.
Vital, vital information which could really help the country move forward.
With the Rugby on that weekend half of Munster will be in Dublin on the 23rd!!! will this not mess up the results?
Sorry know its a bit off topic:o
How come you don't speak English?(Dundalk branch of the CSO):D
Not a chance sure they tell ya nothing down there anyhow. Sorry lads. Joke.....seriously I'm joking. Sure it cant be all that accurate anyhow, I haven't a feckin' clue where i'll be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eire06
Your Ma can fill you in under absent household member so don't sweat it lads! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Harpsbear
My questions would be 245b) Country and Irish, a form of music or a cultural definition?
c) Why don't you speak any Irish are you thick? :D
College I'm going to get shot here for going way off topic. I mean way way off but it relates to 'Pete Mahon's Blue and Black Army'. Sounds like a chant after a game v the Seagulls or in other words a rather bruising encounter. Which one of you guys did I meet at the Showgrounds a few seasons back. There were 4 or 5 away supporters and I sat behind youse for protection.
Brendan
Have you seen our kit there hey? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Harpsbear
'Pete Mahon's Blue and Drunk Army' is the more usual versionQuote:
Originally Posted by Harpsbear
It was you that was slagging us about not winning when we were 1-0 up was it? :DQuote:
Which one of you guys did I meet at the Showgrounds a few seasons back. There were 4 or 5 away supporters and I sat behind youse for protection.
Aye that was me Schumi. Said firmly with foot in mouth. But it did end up one a piece in the end. Bless your memory son.
Brendan
2-1 win for us actually. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Harpsbear
:eek: I usually can't remember what happened yesterday never mind a couple of years ago!Quote:
Bless your memory son.
Aah crap I really am not at it at all. I even remember the goal. I'm wrong again but Podge may have put it away. Dont correct me and we'll get back to the census topic which I hijacked and shouldn't have.Quote:
Originally Posted by Schumi
I'm feeling a little sheepisth as I cower here. Adam rapped my knuckles in moving my music topic to well music obviously. Very very blond moment.
Brendan
Do you have a basement upstairs?
Are you a member of a self-help group?
Do you think there should be more than one Monopolies Commission?
Are you a closet clostrophobic?
If you are talking in a forest and your wife can't hear you, why are you still wrong?
Is your girlfriend easy? Yes___ No___
If "Yes", pleasse write down her name and address.:)
Here's my own personal one that occured to me recently. Why do I have to click on "start" when I want to exit Microsoft windows??:confused:
Do you think we at the CSO are a nosey bunch of feckers?
If a train leaves Heuston Station at 6.10 pm travelling at 75mph what colour is the wind?
12 th man attempts Sir Hamish's questions
Do you have a basement upstairs? :No but our Bungalow has a mezzanine floor.
Are you a member of a self-help group?:Used to be a Werewolf.......
Do you think there should be more than one Monopolies Commission?:Thought the same about the Competition Authority meself.
Are you a closet clostrophobic?:No more of a shy exhibitionist.
If you are talking in a forest and your wife can't hear you, why are you still wrong?:Because Yer Missus knows you so well:D
Is your girlfriend easy? Yes___ No_Fraid not S H
If "Yes", please write down her name and address.:)
Question For S.H. :Why Are Guys(including me) so obsessed with Totty?
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Originally Posted by the 12 th man
:D :D For me totty watch is really for a laugh and a slagging session - all young wans look the same to me TBH.:)
Should Cork be sold off to the highest bidder?
blew of course :DQuote:
Originally Posted by centre mid
Who wants it? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Superhoops
In the words of Lennon and McCartney... Yeah yeah yeah :DQuote:
Originally Posted by gonzo
How many times a week do you sport from a barstool?
Boom Boom!Quote:
Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie
Are you a Liverpool or a M*******er United fan?
orQuote:
Originally Posted by Thunderblaster
(a)Are you a football fan? or if not,
(b)Do you support Man. Utd?:D