Irish Times in plea for support for mainland football
Ireland's premier quality paper, The Irish Times, has backed a campaign to get more Irish people to follow football ... on the mainland.
Concerned at the lack of interest in less glamorous EPL clubs, the Old Lady of D'Olier Street has put its not inconsiderable weight behind a campaign to entice fans away from more parochial pursuits, such as wasting time and money going to see vastly over-supported League of Ireland clubs, which sometimes bring over 1,000 people through their turnstiles.
With this in mind, the newspaper today publishes a heartfelt plea by the BBC Ireland correspondent, James Helm, who hails from Middlesbrough, to follow ... Middlesbrough.
For maximum effect in countering the seductive lure of Irish football, this appeal is carried on the same page as LoI match reports detailing the exploits of the pampered prima donnas of the local game.
Here is Mr Helm's vision of the future:
... in 2012, with Boro riding high in Uefa competitions for the seventh successive year, and an inaugural member of the European Super League, I foresee the following conversation. The venue could be any crowded, Dublin bar where Boro's latest game is being shown live on big screens:
Me, misty-eyed, raising my voice above the cheers: "Remember the bad old days when Middlesbrough were rubbish?"
Fellow Boro fans, all Irish, all wearing replica home shirts: "No, actually, we don't."