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22/03/2006, 1:30 PM
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Caption Competition

Lads, a caption competition .... imagine a speech bubble and fill it.

Here is the picture !!

Please do give comment/opinion in this thread as it will be deleted, JUST captions !!
22/03/2006, 2:05 PM
Mr A

"Rumours of Incredible Dog-faced Man Proved Correct by Gardai"
22/03/2006, 2:10 PM
Ash

- Shelbourne/Accolade use evidence of Gardai brutality to escape winding up order

- Ollie Fought The Law, And The, Law Won ... again
22/03/2006, 2:21 PM
Peadar

"Long Arm of The Law Gets To Grips With Football Hooligan."
22/03/2006, 2:21 PM
Mr_T

"Drumcondra couple launch fresh campaign for same sex marriage rights"
22/03/2006, 2:37 PM
Roo69

Evil Vs Evil
22/03/2006, 2:44 PM
pineapple stu

"Help John Delaney, saaaaaaaave me"
22/03/2006, 2:45 PM
bohs til i die

Ollie:

"I swear officer, those cigarette's were just resting in my house".
22/03/2006, 2:46 PM
Dricky

I wish I wish we could beat suspects.....
22/03/2006, 3:06 PM
Schumi

"Honestly officer, it was Rovers fans"
22/03/2006, 3:17 PM
Raheny Red

"I keep tellin', that is my ground - I swear"
22/03/2006, 3:20 PM
Mr A

"Dodgy character spotted on Richmond road- Ollie Bryne also seen"
22/03/2006, 3:28 PM
dcfcsteve

Found : one life-size Oliver Byrne mannequin.

If lost, please contact Drumcondra Gardai station to arrange collection.
22/03/2006, 3:54 PM
Wiseguy

" I swear officer, ground sharing will benefit all clubs involved "
22/03/2006, 5:42 PM
OneRedArmy

The 2nd series of Celebrity Come Dancing starts with an unusual pairing dancing a merry waltz, followed by the (last) tango.............
22/03/2006, 5:54 PM
hoopy

What's love gotta do, gotta do with it
22/03/2006, 7:12 PM
Derek

Bad breath is not a crime!

Or

Any Toothpaste?
22/03/2006, 7:58 PM
strangeirish

Dad???
22/03/2006, 8:11 PM
sniffa

Oily..." You Corkboys are everywhere. It would be just my luck that the judge will be a Rebel bogballer as well ".
22/03/2006, 8:15 PM
sniffa

" I was only joking.......I will pay my taxes "
22/03/2006, 8:26 PM
The Stars

"Wife Swap meets Crime Call"
22/03/2006, 8:32 PM
Peadar

The ongoing investigation into the death of football at Tolka Park has lead to the arrest of the prime suspect...
22/03/2006, 8:48 PM
The Stars

Sergeant,have you been working out?
22/03/2006, 10:48 PM
gael353

Luminous Pig arrests fat dog like person!
22/03/2006, 11:01 PM
RedX

"Under section 2356 you are under arrest for being a big pudgy/sweaty cheat"
23/03/2006, 1:32 AM
Risteard

'No, really. You actually are under arrest.'
23/03/2006, 2:03 PM
The Sheliban

"Okay, Ollie. I'll come quietly"
23/03/2006, 2:48 PM
Dricky

Ollie: a ventriloquists hand doesn't go there, I should know I've plenty of puppets of my own, now wheres that JD gone.....
23/03/2006, 5:42 PM
Roverstillidie

your birthday stripogram has arrived olly
23/03/2006, 6:01 PM
town73

Ollie: Garda, did I tell you that I have a thing against photographers.

Garda: And this is how you're supposed grab hold of them.
23/03/2006, 6:57 PM
Strabane_Harp

'notorious gangster finally caught, Guards popularity soars'
23/03/2006, 7:31 PM
hoopy

Where's me toothpick
23/03/2006, 8:35 PM
hamish

Officer, you're not a Bohemians fan by any chance???
23/03/2006, 8:56 PM
TonyD

New Series, Coming Soon - "Irelands Dumbest Criminals"
24/03/2006, 9:01 AM
Strabane_Harp

'Can i borrow a fag officer'
24/03/2006, 9:10 AM
joey B

"Michael Mc Dowell Garda recruitment policy reaches new levels"!