"She was sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop" !! :p
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"She was sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop" !! :p
Anymore ??
"He was sweating like a dsylexic on Countdown"
"He was sweating like a glassblowers arse"
"He was sweating like a dead dog in heat".
"She was sweating like Kate Moss going through customs"
sweating like a priest in a primary school.
taken from a derry fan mind you
He was sweating like a yanke at a table qiuz.
"She is sooo beautiful, I would eat the blackheads off her bum !!" :p
:eek:, that's fcuking rotten, ya scumbag ya:mad: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by A face
"sweating like John Leslie/Robin Van Persie/Cristiano Ronaldo "delete as appropriate
Heard that one before and this oneQuote:
Originally Posted by A face
"she is so beautiful,i'd eat chips out of her knickers"
I've another one which i wouldnt dare post here for fear of the grief id get for it but it's a great one :D
Ah hey, ya cant say that without posting it, come on now!:mad: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Anto McC
I'll PM it to you Sligoman
That's ok then cos if ya didn't tell me I was gonna threaten you with beating you next season. We're promoted now, doncha know?:D :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Anto McC
oohhhh Im shaking with fear :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
Congrats,Great to have you back :) :cool:
Now now Anto, remember our last meeting?;):pQuote:
Originally Posted by Anto McC
*enjoys starting rivalries with fellow Premier Division teams fans*:)
It was a great game all the same
Classic. I still watch the goals online sometimes:oQuote:
Originally Posted by Anto McC
Me too,some class goals in it
And does the honourable member remember *our* last clash.................?;) :pQuote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
*intent on reminding certain fans of certain things*:D
Yes, course I do. Kupono Low's volley:cool: ;) :pQuote:
Originally Posted by d f x-
How about us? :p Any of the last three in fact. :D
Nah, my memory goes a little fuzzy around those fixtures;). Although I do remember hearing your fans talk, posh gits!:D :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Schumi
"You'd swear he was a TD, the way he was always shaking hands with the unemployed."
When referring to a rough area/neighbourhood:
"They'd rob the eye outa your head and then swear you were born blind"
He'd take the milk out of your tea!
He could peel an orange in his pocket!
Somehow I don't think Howard Dean used the right phrase here;
http://poststuff2.entensity.net/1102...ethesalami.wmv
Girls that bat for the pink team .... together !!
Clam jousters !! :p
im sweating like a priest in a hoor house.
im sweating like a peadophile in a play ground.
anto pm me that one as well.
He's as bent as a snake in a jamjar
A friend in need is a pest. - Arthur Daley :D
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash
But you can't beat our old friend Confucious because he say..............
Never enter a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
It's ok to let a fool ride you, but don't let a ride fool you.
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot
A good woman will do 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69.
A smile is like tight underwear ... it makes your cheeks go up.
Never marry a woman with big hands. It will make your d!ck look smaller
A transvestite is a man who likes to eat, drink and be Mary
The difference between pink and purple, is your grip
Learn to masturbate--come in handy
Gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy much alike. Both can smell it, but they can't eat it.
Viagra is like Disneyland... a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride
Sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius'
Best way to make wife's panties wet every day, is to do the laundry
Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection
In prison, best way to separate the men from the boys is with a crowbar
Christmas trees are like priests...Their balls are just for decoration
“He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth”:D
" Man who put cream in tart is not necessarily baker."
"Faster, Harder, Deeper" is not the motto of the Olympics.:D
It's OK for Schoolboy to masturbate, as long as it's not against his Principals
Man who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her
It is good for girl to meet boy in park,
but better for boy to park meat in girl
Man who let woman on top, will screw up
Sexy typist will bang on keyboard!
'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet - that's an old one.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly
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Originally Posted by the 12 th man
Or, they'd take the eye out of yer head and come back for yer eyelashes.
I remember travelling through Galway one day with a mate of mine who played bass with the Philosophers showband when he spotted an old girlfriend walking down the road. He obviously hadn't the greatest of memories of her 'cos he said,
"Will ya look at that wan, she's such a cold hearted bitch, she'd put her eyelash into the crack in yer tool and wouldn't even blink":eek: :D
"I'm so busy,I feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest"
"I'm off like a prom dress"
"Penetrate, then evacuate"
She is so beautiful I would crawl naked over a mile of broken glass just to have a w*** over her shadow.
Back to therapy
up the bum no harm done,
up the rectum wont affect 'um,
Tighter than a nun's chuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peadar
On other matters:
A face on her that'd strip paint.
So tired I could sleep on a washin' line.
Ye'd stab her with the pork sword.