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did aanyone see the Simpsons yesterday,not sure was it on Sky1,Channel4 or RTE2 but it was the one when Lisa gets the 'crush' on nelson and Homer starts his telemarketing scam.Lisa was looking out the window at Nelson and someone saw her.'Lisa likes Nelson' no she doesnt 'Millhouse likes Lisa' no he doesnt'Janny likes Millhouse' no she doesnt 'Outher likes Millhouse'......'No One Likes Millhouse' Brilliant.:D
My favourite is either
the one where Bart goes to work in the Burlesque house,
or
the one where they get the monorail
The Stars
That's a strange coincident - I've got that tune that Nelson was playing on the guitar in that episode in my head all bloody morning - and I didn't see the Simpsons last night
"Joy to the world, the teacher's dead - we bar-b-qued his head"
Great minds think alike......
Best one-Hans Scorpio
"So longe Mr. Bont"
"What do you want from me Scorpio?"
"Nothing except for you to die and have a cheap funeral. You're going to die now."
Have a soft spot for the episode where the Lemon Tree is stolen by Shelbyville
"You must be stupider than you look"
"Stupider like a fox!"
no the cape fear one was deadly def the best. and when sideshow bob uses the tv as his medium to tell everyone he is going to kill them because they are ruined by tv.
the one where mo trys to kill homer was class as well...must kill moe, weeeeeeeeeeeeeee must kill moe weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, must kil moe weeeeeeeee.
one other great line was wehre he crawls out of the pond and he says he must take over the world or something like that and hten he realises he is hungry and goes ummm lunchtime.
one magical animal was quality as well.
I love the one where Homer is fighting with Lisa (the one where Lisa gets a pony)and Homer goes up to her room and starts playing her saxaphone and blows into it and all thats comes out is him saying "saxamaphone saxamaphone, saxamaphone".
Can't remember which Simpsons it's in, but Homer goes to the bank to get a loan, then goes over to a plant and pretends that his son is behind the plant and starts talking to him, the "fake" son behind the plant starts asking Homer to ask the man for sweets, anyone know the oine im on about ? absolute genius !
I love the one where Bart gets expelled and goes to Catholic school and they try and convert him.
Liam Neeson is in it..
Love the bits when they show Catholic and Protestant heaven the catholic one is all drinking and partying and the Protestant one is playing croquet and all posh!!
And when homer is trying to convince Marge that Catholics are better because They have Italy, Spain and the good part of Ireland
The episode when they all go to New york....brillaint!:D
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And when homer is trying to convince Marge that Catholics are better because They have Italy, Spain and the good part of Ireland
LOL that is really good. LOL didnt see that but must try and get it. the good part of ireland.
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Originally Posted by superfrank
Have to agree with Frank,
I love it when Homer is looking for sugar for his coffe and hans scorpio pulls a load of loose sugar out of his pockets. As he puts his hands back into his pockets he asks Homer " would you like some cream with that?". Homer looks at him for a second and politely says "NNOOOO !!" and walks away. Brilliant:D
its funny how everyone has their favourite, and that everyones favourite has homer in it. he is the simpsons . says it all really..
Homer gets clamped & because he drinking too much can't hold it waiting for guyt to unclamp him. Only toilet is on 100th story.... aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Conor H
It is disappointing that the Simpsions has become so farcical and unfunny, and it started going downhill about 8 years ago.
For me, its gotta be the Hank Scorpio episode, followed by the one where he gets involved with the cult, and Marge, the Reverend and Flanders have to bust him out..only the beer saves him.
Ya that's it:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by pete
The one where bart has to go to Australia to apoligise to the president, brilliant.
The Stonecutters one, excellent !!!!!!
The one with the Clown college,where Homer beats the Krustyburgler
Young child sobbing:"He's already dead"
The Paddy's day episode where Bart guzzles down the beer in the long green tube thing:D
The episode where Homer becomes a Food Critic... He asks the Santa's little helper what acertain food tastes like. The dog replies ''Woof, Woof'', Homer then says ''Woof, Woof?? Oh you're no help'', To which Santa's Little Helper replies ''Chewy, Chewy''! QUALITY
The X files one. Or hank Scorpio. Even the new ones are still beetter than anythign else around.
The one where Homer is prescribed marijuana is class!
the best one is the one with frank grimes or grimey as he likes to be called !
The one that was on SKY tonight is also a fairly good one. It's the one where the town is seen as obese so they get involved in sports. Flanders coaches the kids American football team:D
Homer: "Flaaaaaanders, Flaaaaaanders":D :p
that was on on Friday i think...qualityQuote:
Originally Posted by anto1208
The Garbage Man can.......yes he can. :D
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by ThatGuy
There was an episode of Futurama where Fry said almost exactly that except it was "500 years" instead of 8.
monorail definately!Quote:
Originally Posted by tiktok
"were you sent here by the devil?"
"no, good man, im on the level"
"what about us braindead slobs?"
"you'll be given cushy jobs!"
I love the scene where Homer goes to speak to Scorpio, who asks him to wait a minute while he takes a call:Quote:
Originally Posted by superfrank
Hank Scorpio: Good afternoon, gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the Doomsday Device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold or you'll face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this.
Ambassador 1: Oh, my God, the 59th Street bridge!
Ambassador 2: Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
Ambassador 1: We can't take that chance.
Ambassador 2: You always say that. I want to take a chance!
Then, when he's finished, he turns back to Homer, who's been standing there, twiddling his thumbs.
"Now, where were we? Oh, yes - hammocks...":cool:
BTW: interesting little link here:
http://www.frinky.com/globex/globex.swf
My second favourite. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldini98
Homerpalooza
BillY Corgan: "Hi, Billy Corgan -Smashing Pumpkins"
Homer: "Homer Simpson -smiling politely"
or
Stage Manager: "okay guys who ordered the London Philharmonic Orchestra?...c'mon who ordered London Philharmonic Orchestra? ...possibly while high? Cypress Hill I'm looking in your direction"
The B-Sharps with the Beatles references throughout is brilliant.
Itchy and Scratchy Land
Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis! [finds vanity license plate rack]
Cool...personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"...
"Bort"? Aw, come on. "Bort"?
Child: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
Mother: No. Come along, Bort.
Man: Are you talking to me?
Mother: No, my son is also named Bort.
You mean.... "Daddy, please to ask the man for some candy?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Roo69
Classic.
One of favourite moments is when Homer complains about Bart writing on him again. Homer turns around to show 'wide load' written on his ass.
Full Simpsons stats, etc, here: http://www.snpp.com/
Few quick quotes:
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.