Im just wondering what everyone elses cheesiest song ever is,
I've gotta go with Ace Of Base - All that she wants!
What a tune!
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Im just wondering what everyone elses cheesiest song ever is,
I've gotta go with Ace Of Base - All that she wants!
What a tune!
Pretty much ANY Bon Jovi track. Schlock Rock at it most atrocious. Then there's Chesney Gawk as well...
Rick Astley
Copacabana - Barry Manilow
"save your love my darling": Renee & Renato......truely absolutely awful.... :o
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Originally Posted by aido_b
When we played Latvia and Lithuania back in 93 that was the only song they had in english playing in the bars and clubs, we heard it morning noon and night.
Every time it came on a chant of ''one song in Riga, there's only one song in Riga'' would start.
Love is all around by Wet wet wet, and Bryan Adams everything I do I do it for you.
'this is how we do it' by montell jordan is the fromage du r&b
C'est La Vie by Bewitched, a timeless classic!
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Originally Posted by sylvo
No 1 for about 42 weeks ..........played to death
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Originally Posted by the 12 th man
There was a tune, old Reato now he was the real walrus of luuurve. :D
On the same vien 12th, what about Glen Maderos ''nothing's going to change my love for you''. By god that song was never off the radio, nearly done an Eric Cantona on me gettho blaster once when that came on because I just couldn't take anymore. ;)
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Originally Posted by sylvo
really sorry I entered this thread now :D .
A guy can only take so much punishment............... :p
MC Hammer 'U Cant Touch This'
anything by David Hasselhoff...
Tony Christie 'Amarilo'
Wham 'Wake Me up before you go go...'
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Originally Posted by the 12 th man
At least 12th now we have talk radio programes so I guess songs of these high standard :cool: ;) you can pretty much never have to hear them on the radio over and over again like the way it used to be.
THANK GOD. :D
that STUPID tune in Steaua's stadium
and so say all of us Sylvo.............now just wait for "Mr O'B" to wade in withQuote:
Originally Posted by sylvo
"Pats firm favourites" from way back when...................... :D
Quality!!!! :D :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by thejollyrodger
Before me answering, what exactly do you understand in "cheesy" ?? I mean, it almost has a rather ridiculising undertone...
Has to be the Macarena. :eek:
Here's another version - same tune.
Sitting in my house and I know that I'm alone
Feelin' kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone
Go and grab a Penthouse, it's the one with Sharon Stone
Heyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata
I go a little faster and it's feelin' kinda nice
Once just ain't enough, so I have to do it twice
If you wanna spank the monkey, I can give you good advice
Heyyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata
I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline
Laying down a towel so I keep the carpet clean
Never shake my hand 'cos you don't know where it's been
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata
I do it in the car when I'm driving down the street
One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat
I cannot leave the car 'cos I'm sticking to the seat
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata
Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater
Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomater
I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard, shakin' bacon,
Pounding on the flounder and it's mayonnaise I'm makin'
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, God my hand is achin'
Heyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata.
Now, THAT's cheesy. :D
There a recorded version somewhere - I'll post it if I find it.
Last Christmas by Wham.
Thank Christ I couldn't dress myself during the eighties!
I have to change my name now!!! :eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
God's truth, superfrank, never thought of that when I posted. :o I presumed the frank refers to frankfurters/sausage thingys??? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by superfrank
What about the Theme from Skippy?.... 'strewth :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
GUTY CTID - I liked Skippy :o :eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie
There was joke about Skippy but I'm fecked if I can remember it.
Barbie Girl
anything by Take That
cheeky girls, whigfield....c'mon lads
Frank isnt my real name anyway so there's no need to worry.......yet. I just thought of an insult for myself, look what you've done!Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
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Originally Posted by superfrank
On a slightly serious note, I've lost count of the times I've been called a bad influence - even without meaning to. :o
This was the first song played at half-time during Shels match with Rangers in Tranmere. It was sheer quality to Irish dance in front of the Rangers fans!Quote:
Originally Posted by aido_b
Somebody mentioned the Skippy music too, and obviously that was sung that night too when Morley scored that beautiful third goal in the second-half.
My favourite cheesy song ever though is Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler - a masterpiece of cheese - I love it.
Chris De Burghs 'Lady In Red' about the missus and just to be fair Chris De Burghs 'Blonde Hair Blue Jeans' about the Au Pair he was knobbing behind the back of the Lady in Red.
Good one Lionel a real cheesy contender alright.
My choice would be Adrian Gurvitz-Classic,he had to write this in an attic you know! :D
HammerFall's self titled song. Absolutely hilarious.
http://www.indyrock.es/imagenes/hammerfall.jpg
They are the gods of cheese metal... :D