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Sad but true news out of the Belgian press:
a man from Seattle (US) has passed because of injuries from sex with a horse... The man was found to have burst insides :eek: after a sexual trip with a horse. The facts took place in a local farm that is notorious for zoophiles gathering to practice bestiality with the local animals...
This is sick stuff :eek: :mad:
Yes and given that Marc Dutroux Was Belgian you have been reading a lot about sick stuff for years and should know :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerrit
Yeah, I know, Dutroux gave all Belgians a bad name... :( As also the first man in Europe to go to jail because of bestiality was Belgian, you can understand now why a movie was made about the lovelife of Belgians :D
Note: my lovelife is, as fas as existing, as normal as the ones of non-Belgians :cool:
Up there with Americans is it Gerrit? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerrit
Actually there was a film called "The Sexual Life Of The Belgians" was shown at the Cork Film Festival a few years back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerrit
Very funny film, about one (Belgian) man's changing sex life.
You can find out about it here:
http://www.moviemail-online.co.uk/films/7374
Get up on the mare :D
How did he manage to burst his insides, the dirty fecker? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Gerrit
Well to give Belgium credit you did invent Chips ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerrit
thats probably the sickest film ive ever seen!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tuff Paddy
Don't you mean French fries :pQuote:
Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie
I wouls imagine he was taking rather than giving.Quote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Gerrit
Serves him right!
Oh dear.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kingdom
Exactly. Whatever about having fantasies about shooting yer load all over a cows back or whatever having the reverse fantasy is a big sick to be fair.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gareth
:D
i always thought ye kerry men were a biteen funny.
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Originally Posted by paul_oshea
I could, and will, say the same thing about Mayo people Paul. Well ye certainly had me in stitches last September.....
:cool:
does this really need to be posted
you will be giving the lads from waterford ideas :D
aye, i know they had me laughin and all kingdom!!! :DQuote:
I could, and will, say the same thing about Mayo people Paul. Well ye certainly had me in stitches last September.....
And the Donegal fellas too :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by thecorner
Actually they might be giving Rugby fans some ideas of this song of theirs is anything to go by... sung to the Tune of Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport....
Bestiality's best boys/ Bestiality's Best
F**k a Wallaby
Bestiality's best boys/ Bestiality's Best :eek:
I know I'm going to regret asking this but wouldn't the horse be more...er... "interested" in a mare? and how could it get excited by a bloke??? :confused:
'cause he was a nightmare :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
I crack myself up sometimes!!!!!
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Originally Posted by strangeirish
I knew I'd regret asking....... :o :p :D
you crack me up aswell SI :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
This IS an unhealthy thread.....I'm still trying to get my head around how a man could get a stallion excited. Just can't figure that out.....is there a viagra for horses or something??? :confused:
I think if you touch its privates alone, the horse will... Oh well, you can catch my drift I guess :)
The sickest stuff I ever saw was a woman in an intimate moment with a Bengali tiger :eek:
:D :eek: :D had to laugh about that story, i mean he got what he deserved, the freak.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kingdom
No pain, no gain eh? :D
Ah Jesus, Sister Katie, not you as well. :eek:
Moi? :rolleyes: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Despite Gerrit's best attempts to explain, I still can't figure out how a horse could be stimulated by a puny little fcuker. :confused:
I nominate hamish to carry out an experiment with a horse! Who else agrees? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Yuk. I'm leaving this thread...putting me off my boxty.Quote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
This is the first time in the Off Topic section and after this i'll be making sure of many more :D . Gerrit can i just add that you've been supporting the wrong team all along, i think your more of a Kildare man. They dont call them the thoroughbreds for nothing.
Thats nothing! Multiple persons with a Rotwiller, quite disturbing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerrit
Also, a walrus pleasuring itself, but that was just so bloody comical! :D
Non-animal: Think of a Hari-Krishnah and the term "neck deep". :eek: