61 Things Dubs Love

61 Things Dubs Love

1 Aslan
2 Heroin (See 1)
3 Stealin'
4 Joy-ridin'
5 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?"
6 Shamrock Rovers
7 Social welfare
8 Keyin' Cars
9 Pop Idol
10 Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs
11 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud
12 Compo
13 Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal
14 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco, > > > > Corpo)
15 Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss
16 John Player Blue
17 Burberry
18 Burglary
19 Fair City
20 Celtic shirts
21 'Taches
22 Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding Halloween
23 Sky Digital
24 Saying "I didn't ble_din' do tha'!"
25 Travelling in packs
26 Moochin'
27 Swearing at their babies
28 Getting their mot's preggers
29 Champion Sports
30 Christmas Lights you could see from space
31 Skippin' school
32 Skippin' bail
33 Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for breakfast on the bus
34 Standing in queues outside the dole office
35 Funtasia
36 Iceland - the food chain, not the country
37 Liverpool
38 Saying, "That's not my ble-din' job!"
39 Pushing prams while smoking
40 Earrings (for guys)
41 Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls) bling bling
42 Saying "He didn't do nothin'!" when he clearly did do something
43 Baseball caps
44 Sawn-off Shotguns
45 Adrian Kennedy Phone Show
46 Picking up unfinished cigarettes dropped on the street by someone else just after coming out of a medical centre (as God is my witness)
47 Shop-liftin'
48 Tamangos
49 Not payin' the bus fare
50 Curry Chips and a batter burger
51 Leaving their kids play outside on a busy road while they get hammered on a Sunday afternoon
52 Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'w@n-ker'
53 Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away from the Four Courts
54 Eschewing peaceful solutions to conflict when Violent Senseless Mayhem will suffice
55 P-ing in Elevators
56 Being an authority on everything
57 Knee-cappings
58 Racism
59 Smiley Bolger
60 Getting their hair cut so tight they look like a matchstick with ears from the back
61 Not readin' bukes

Well,I scanned your list and I can't seem to see anything that I love there ;)
Can I add :WEEKENDS,reason being all the country types clear off with their washing for the ma to do,leaving the city to us Dubs :D :p

OK before someone else posts this list, here is what country folk love:rolleyes:

1 A nice bit of ham.
2 Buttered biscuits.
3 Diggin Houles.
4 Saying its too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
8 A stretch in the evenings
9 Lucozade
10 Accordians
11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 A dinner dance
13 Gettin clattered in muck.
14 Shania Twain.
15 Hefers
16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps.
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
21 The smell of fresh dung.
22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle of mineral.
25 Fightin'.
26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
28 Being overweight.
29 Weemin wha resemble Hefers.
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31 Drink driving.
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change.
34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
35 Lying.
36 Building walls.
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about ****e like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 Mohammed Ali.
43 Machinery.
44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
49 Soda farls.
50 Sponge 'n Custirt
51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 The Ra.
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth.
60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
61 TK Red Lemonade

Ah Janey Mack, sure don't we loike a batter boorger and chips now and an agin whih some TK red lemonade. (confused country Dub) :D

Just as a matter of interest does anyone know if there's a list of 61 things that Dublin 4 people like?

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Originally Posted by dublinharp

OK before someone else posts this list, here is what country folk love:rolleyes:

1 A nice bit of ham.
2 Buttered biscuits.
3 Diggin Houles.
4 Saying its too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
8 A stretch in the evenings
9 Lucozade
10 Accordians
11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 A dinner dance
13 Gettin clattered in muck.
14 Shania Twain.
15 Hefers
16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps.
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
21 The smell of fresh dung.
22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle of mineral.
25 Fightin'.
26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
28 Being overweight.
29 Weemin wha resemble Hefers.
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31 Drink driving.
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change.
34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
35 Lying.
36 Building walls.
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about ****e like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 Mohammed Ali.
43 Machinery.
44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
49 Soda farls.
50 Sponge 'n Custirt
51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 The Ra.
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth.
60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
61 TK Red Lemonade

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Not from the countryside meself, but I can personally relate to numbers, 8-17-23-41-42-61.

can't say I relate to either- can't wait to see the Cork list ;)

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Originally Posted by Éanna

can't say I relate to either- can't wait to see the Cork list ;)

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Edge of the fupping seat .... this should be good !! :D

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Originally Posted by TheJamaicanP.M.

Just as a matter of interest does anyone know if there's a list of 61 things that Dublin 4 people like?

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1. talkin $hite
2. being more than one person
3. pretending the manager of tram co is a mate

work out the rest urself.

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Originally Posted by max power

1. talkin $hite
2. being more than one person
3. pretending the manager of tram co is a mate

work out the rest urself.

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4.The Dort
5. BMW's
6. Charity Ball's that are Black tie
7. The Horse Show
8. Kicking people's heads in outside Annabels
9. Rugger (see 8)
10. Fee paying schools
11. Being West Brits
12. Knowing their roite from their left
13. Being smug
14. Faking orgasms
15. Designer label plastic bags
Can anyone else think of anything?

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Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie

4.The Dort
5. BMW's
6. Charity Ball's that are Black tie
7. The Horse Show
8. Kicking people's heads in outside Annabels
9. Rugger (see 8)
10. Fee paying schools
11. Being West Brits
12. Knowing their roite from their left
13. Being smug
14. Faking orgasms
15. Designer label plastic bags
Can anyone else think of anything?

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16. weekend house in Brittas Bay
17. doing lunch
18. Leopardstown Races
19. skiing holidays
20. golf at the K-Club

1. talkin $hite
2. being more than one person
3. pretending the manager of tram co is a mate
4.The Dort
5. BMW's
6. Charity Ball's that are Black tie
7. The Horse Show
8. Kicking people's heads in outside Annabels
9. Rugger (see 8)
10. Fee paying schools
11. Being West Brits
12. Knowing their roite from their left
13. Being smug
14. Faking orgasms
15. Designer label plastic bags
16. weekend house in Brittas Bay
17. doing lunch
18. Leopardstown Races
19. skiing holidays
20. golf at the K-Club
21. Tarquin making the hockey team
22. Gurvin making the rowing team
23. National Gala Lunchtime Symphony Orchestra
24. Dinner Jackets
25. Mummsie mashed on Prozac in the afternoon

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Dav, translate that for me when you get a second will ya!! ;) :D

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6. Shamrock Rovers



HELL NO :mad:

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Originally Posted by dublinharp

OK before someone else posts this list, here is what country folk love:rolleyes:

1 A nice bit of ham.
2 Buttered biscuits.
3 Diggin Houles.
4 Saying its too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
8 A stretch in the evenings
9 Lucozade
10 Accordians
11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 A dinner dance
13 Gettin clattered in muck.
14 Shania Twain.
15 Hefers
16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps.
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
21 The smell of fresh dung.
22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle of mineral.
25 Fightin'.
26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
28 Being overweight.
29 Weemin wha resemble Hefers.
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31 Drink driving.
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change.
34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
35 Lying.
36 Building walls.
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about ****e like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 Mohammed Ali.
43 Machinery.
44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
49 Soda farls.
50 Sponge 'n Custirt
51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 The Ra.
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth.
60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
61 TK Red Lemonade

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I don't know about anything else, but that list and particularly number 41 brought to mind one person................Mr Pat O'Banton!! Yeeeeeoooooo! :D

What about coming up the smoke on dec 8th to to a bit of decent crimbo shopping

And who said Ireland was a classless society

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Originally Posted by Éanna

can't say I relate to either- can't wait to see the Cork list ;)

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:D :D :D :D

61 excellent choices there, joey B :cool:

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Originally Posted by A face

1. talkin $hite
2. being more than one person
3. pretending the manager of tram co is a mate
4.The Dort
5. BMW's
6. Charity Ball's that are Black tie
7. The Horse Show
8. Kicking people's heads in outside Annabels
9. Rugger (see 8)
10. Fee paying schools
11. Being West Brits
12. Knowing their roite from their left
13. Being smug
14. Faking orgasms
15. Designer label plastic bags
16. weekend house in Brittas Bay
17. doing lunch
18. Leopardstown Races
19. skiing holidays
20. golf at the K-Club
21. Tarquin making the hockey team
22. Gurvin making the rowing team
23. National Gala Lunchtime Symphony Orchestra
24. Dinner Jackets
25. Mummsie mashed on Prozac in the afternoon

:D

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26 : growing up to do traffic reports on 2fm.

I knew you would like it

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Originally Posted by joey B

I knew you would like it

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Like it?
Love it.
And don't forget
62. CORK boy !

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Originally Posted by Tuff Paddy

Ya left out The Saw Doctors, balin' hay, Garth Brooks, The Late Late Show, the list of bereavements read out on South-East Radio every morning (anyone from County Wexford will agree with me here!) . . . and goin' for a big 99 in the evenin's. Jaysus I miss home . . .

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And what about Tony Kehoe and his brilliant request show thats alway on the radio when you come home from mass on a sunday. Or Alan Maguire debating the big issues with some of the greatest minds of the 21st century on weekday mornings. Or the big night out in Coppers and Rody's before the big hurling matches. I'm never leaving home.

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Originally Posted by Don Vito

Or the big night out in Coppers and Rody's before the big hurling matches. I'm never leaving home.

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Has been better craic in the Barge followed by Tramco of late, know whum sayin'? ;)

> > The art of being a culchie
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> > 01) - Thou shalt drink only pints and/or "whiskey."
> > 02) - Thou shalt always ate the skin of yer rasher.
> > 03) - Thou shalt always stand at the back during mass,
> > or even better,in the porch talking.
> > 04) - Thine Wife shalt emulate Biddy from Glenroe.
> > 05) - Thou shalt emulate Miley.
> > 06) - Thou shalt "Suck Diesel."
> > 07) - Thou shalt pretend to know all about "The Headage."
> > 08) - Thou shalt look after your tractor better than your car.
> > 09) - Thou shalt have no "Revershing" lights or number plate
> > on your trailers.
> > 10) - Thou shalt display a "Travellin' to Flavin" sticker on
> > the back window of all vehicles.
> > 11) - Thou shalt wear your Ivomec Pour-On fleece with pride.
> > 12) - Thou shalt not use but half-inch Wavin or
> > "a good Sally Rod" for beatin cattle.
> > 13) - Thine sons shall play GAA.
> > 14) - Thine daaawwwthur shall marry the local centhur-forward.
> > 15) - Thou shalt hold regular arguments with d'telly.
> > 16) - Thou shalt reminisce the Fair Day, the Threshing,
> > Kickin' Cabbages and the Corncrake.
> > 17) - Thou shalt know a Mickeen Tomeen Joe and a
> > Paddy Joe Paaaack from "the top of the parish."
> > 18) - Thou shalt ate "Hang Sangwiches" at all GAA matches.
> > 19) - Thou shalt hate "Those Backstard the Tans".
> > 20) - Thou shalt be edumacated by the Chrissshtian Brethers.
> > 21) - Thou shalt pronounce 'Yellow' as Yolla'.
> > 22) - Thou shalt carry the A.I. Man's mobile number on you at all
times.
> > 23) - Thou shalt not visit Dublin (except to Croker and to
> > bring the wife shoppin' on the 8th of December ).
> > 24) - Thou shalt not fail to attend the Ploughing Championships
> > and all Steam Rallies.
> > 25) - Thou shalt always know how to reek turf bether
> > than thine Neighbour.
> > 26) - Thou shalt use balin' twine to hold up thine trousers.
> > 27) - Thou shalt not ever visit the dentist.
> > 28) - Thou shalt not miss an episode of "The Weather".
> > 29) - Thou shalt have many many injuries from "that Hooooor of a
> > Charlois I got from that cowboy calf-dealer."
> > 30) - Thou shalt wear cap crooked.
> > 31) - Thou shalt love all Big John Wayne's films, especially "The Quiet
> > Man."
> > 32) - Thine son shall be nicknamed "Bungalow," 'cos "he's got
> > nothin'upstairs."
> > 33) - Thou shalt shoot stray dogs.
> > 34) - Thou shalt drown cats.
> > 35) - Thou shalt think all Lesbians are from Lesbania.
> > 36) - Thou shalt annually run the tractor off the end of the pit
> > when tramping silage.
> > 37) - Thou shalt taste all barrels of Molasses.
> > 38) - Thou shalt think it's great craic to ring PJ and roar into the
> > phone while he's with "the bit of stuff."
> > 39) - Thine favourite chat-up line shalt be "Howya fixshed for a bit
> > a howya goin' on ?" whilst winking like an epileptic.
> > 40) - Thou shalt paint "Whatever County for Sam!" on all of your round
> > bales.
> > 41) - Thou shalt never leave the country.
> > 42) - Thou shalt have a Heinz-57 mongrel of a dog which is good
> > for nothin' except terrorising the neighbour's sheep.
> > 43) - Thou shalt only bathe on a Sathurday niyat, using only carbolic
> soap
> > 44) - Thou shalt read the Farmer's Journal.
> > 45) - Thou shalt always support your County GAA team whilst
> > curshing them for being "pure ****e" at every given opportunity.
> > 46) - Thine sweet of choice shall be either Ritchies After-Dinner
> > Mints or Silvermints.
> > 47) - Thou shalt only be aware of strippers of the bovine kind.
> > 48) - Thou shalt refer to Soccer as "The Foreign Game."
> > 49) - Thou shalt always sing to dirty line to "Alice."
> > 50) - Thou shalt always receive Communion on the tongue, licking
> > the priest's hand in the process.

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Originally Posted by Magoo

Has been better craic in the Barge followed by Tramco of late, know whum sayin'? ;)

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True, anywhere in that general area is always good before the big matches in Croker. Thats where you'll meet a proper girlfriend and not some dolly bird wearin fake tan. Real salt of the earth people.

Cant forget Quinns on the day itself either.

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Originally Posted by Babysis

I don't know about anything else, but that list and particularly number 41 brought to mind one person................Mr Pat O'Banton!! Yeeeeeoooooo! :D

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Ad number 56 to him as well.

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Ad number 56 to him as well.

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...14 as well :eek: :D

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Originally Posted by Pat O' Banton

...14 as well :eek: :D

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That does impress you much :D

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Originally Posted by Don Vito

And what about Tony Kehoe and his brilliant request show thats alway on the radio when you come home from mass on a sunday. Or Alan Maguire debating the big issues with some of the greatest minds of the 21st century on weekday mornings. Or the big night out in Coppers and Rody's before the big hurling matches. I'm never leaving home.

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There's memories, Tony Kehoe's "Pop-a-larra-tee Top Ten" of a week night, after John Jude Doyle's "Equestrian Report". Endless Richie Kavanagh songs- South East Radio never extended it's sympathy to those who's evenings were bereaved. :D

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Originally Posted by joey B

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excellent :D