http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-...15536976?f=rss
With Sky Sports broadcasting Sunday's Arsenal v Manchester United clash in 3D in nine mystery pubs (including one in Dublin), the FAI have responded by announcing that they will present almost 400 live games in 3D at 22 mystery locations throughout 2010.
Sky Sports are offering viewers the amazing opportunity to watch millionaires from Cameroon, Croatia and Korea in this traditional English match. Fans will have the unique experience of virtually being at the ground while the match is taking place. Customers will be able to watch as their heroes calculate the value of their image rights safe in the knowledge that they will never have to meet or associate with their fans.
Sky's head of technology, Dexter Slaboratory, effuses "This is the absolute latest in top-of-the-range gimmicky bulls**t". And Sky's football expert Andy Gray says "Och aye. Since football was invented by Sky in 1992, we have brought you as close to the action as you can possibly be".
As usual, the FAI have maintained their position at the forefront of sports presentation. Launching the League of Ireland's own 3D initiative, an FAI spokesman stated, "It will feel like the players are running right in front of you". The League of Ireland version will incorporate many features missing from Sky's coverage including an interactive facility where the players will actually be able to hear fans cheering. "You might even get a belt of a ball in the face", joked the forward-thinking FAI man, "and you won't have to look like a complete gobsh*te wearing 3D glasses in a pub".
The League of Ireland - watch football in HIGHEST definition.