How to beat France over two legs...
If I were in the shoes of the Trap, here's how I'd go about taking down the mighty French...
My starting 11 would be: Given, O'Shea, Kilbane, Dunne, St. Ledger, Whelan, Andrews, Duff, Hunt, Keane, Folan.
I'd suffocate the French with a high tempo first twenty minutes, sacrificing any glitzy or even decent football in order to put the sh1ts up Mister Henry and co. :mad:
I'd order St.Ledger to foul him at least twice in the first 5 mins as refs are slow to take out the cards in these big games. Then have Dunne give him a belt after half hour, maybe even off the ball. We must be dirty. :p
It's essential. We can't mix it with them football wise and hard and dirty is exactly how the french will fall. I'd instruct every player we have to learn how to say 'your sister and wife are uglier than your mother' in french and repeat it over and over and over and over... After the worst 0-0 in history we go over there, do the same again, only add our boys saying 'your sister is so fat I roll over twice and I'm still on the b1tch' in French again of course..
We sneak a 1-0 against a fuming French 11, and go to South Africa..
Simple.. :cool: