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The Expendables (2010)
Mickey Rourke.
Jason Statham-Lee Christmas
Sylvester Stallone-Barney Ross
Jet Li-Kong Kao
Dolph Lundgren-Gunnar Jensen
Forest Whitaker-Agent Will Sands
Robert Knepper-Richard
Randy Couture-Hale Caesar
And now......
Arnies in..
...Jackie Chan must be beating his agent up this very moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike B
Violently..Quote:
Originally Posted by Lionel Ritchie
The Longest Day (1960) &
A Bridge Too Far (1977).
Both have casts so big Im surprised Im not in it.
No Bruce Willis? No Mr T?
No Chuck Norris?
but yeah, pretty cool line up actually
You never saw the line up for Thin Red Line so Pike? :p
I do hope you're being sarcasticQuote:
Originally Posted by Pike B
Excluding Mickey Rourke & Forest Whitaker(Possibly Jet Li) all the above are fairly poor actors, Prehaps the above would be the best action movie cast ever. If its not an action movie I imagine a very poor film
The Typecasts it should be called.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike B
Are you by chance on any strong medication at present????Quote:
Originally Posted by Neish
Of course it's a bloody action movie!! :DI did.Quote:
Originally Posted by jebus
7/10 for me..Van Damme turned it down.Quote:
Originally Posted by tetsujin1979
Get this: He thought his part wasn't dramatic enough!! :D:D:D
Classic...
Then its hardly the best film cast ever when the majority ot that cast are poor actors. But prehaps it would have been the best action movie cast if it was made at least 10 -20 years ago Arnie, Sly and Lundgren are all well past it at this stage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike B
Looked it up on IMBD its described as.
A team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator
Not the most original plot either
Fine Mr Picky..Quote:
Originally Posted by Neish
In my excitement perhaps I didn't put enough thought into the heading. So just for you I'll now round house kick myself in the face a la Chuck Norris..
Happy now??
No for this you deserve a proper Jet Li trashing he would hit ya ten time by the time norris got ya once with his zimmer frameQuote:
Originally Posted by Pike B
Finn Harps fan hates action...
Hey hey hey, in parts of Texas you can be hung for what you just said!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Neish
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris... :D
Yeah incase the senile fool has mistaken the closet for the toilet againQuote:
Originally Posted by Pike B
No love in Finn Harps for the Chuck..Quote:
Originally Posted by Neish
Know why they called it Walker: Texas Ranger????
Cos Chuck doesn't run... :D
This kind of walker http://www.medicalproductsdirect.com/walkers.htmlQuote:
Originally Posted by Pike B
Chuck Norris = Poor man's Bruce Lee
Your starting to remind me of this guy...Quote:
Originally Posted by Neish
http://photos16.flickr.com/21561079_a3b27d9593_m.jpg
At least he can act and isn't a homophobe like Chuck NorrisQuote:
Originally Posted by Pike B
Your like a dog with a bone now aren't ya?
I disagree. Get a load of this:
Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)
Jim Varney -Ernest P. Worrell
Victoria Racimo -Nurse St. Cloud
John Vernon -Sherman Krader
Iron Eyes Cody -Old Indian 'Chief St. Cloud'
Lyle Alzado -Bronk Stinson (Foreman)
Gailard Sartain -Jake (Chef #1)
Daniel Butler -Eddie (Chef #2)
Patrick Day- Bobby Wayne
Scott Menville -Crutchfield
Jacob Vargas -Butch 'Bubba' Vargas
Todd Loyd -Chip Ozgood
Hakim Abdul-Samad -Moustafa 'Moose' Hakeem Jones
You know what...?Quote:
Originally Posted by rambler14
That is pretty good. I've not seen it, but I will, now..
well to be fair to terrence mallick (not that he needs fairness), the cast of the thin red line - with the exception of the wonderfully batsh!t insane nick nolte - was probably more of a distraction than anything more profound. which is really what the movie was going for. so perhaps this comment should really for jebus or whoever called you out on this one pike b!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike B
Nick Nolte is brilliant. Modern day Robert Mitchum..Quote:
Originally Posted by ken foree
Wasn't Mother Nature and the environment the lead roles in The Thin Red Line.Music number two.Quote:
Originally Posted by ken foree
Magnificent Seven no?:confused:
This thread is not exactly what it says on the tin.Quote:
Originally Posted by dfx-
It's about the new movie The Expendables and it's amazing action legends cast.
Magnificent Seven YES!:)Quote:
Originally Posted by dfx-
Fantastic cast all doing what they ought to do and doing it well. This is the tin that The Expendables has photocopied the label off and stuck onto it's self with copydex!
Incidentally, look at the cast of the 1957 British flick Hell Drivers - eight top actors, a few very handy ones padding it out, a good plot, a decent writer and producer and a mediocre film. Go figure.
indeed! and the war #3 and the native islanders #4 :)Quote:
Originally Posted by HarpoJoyce
yea pikeb nolte is a madman. love watching him.
Stone Cold Steve Austin is Expendable!!
It keeps getting meaner this movie!!
So now we have:
Sly, Arnie, The Stath, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Danny Trejo, Forest Whitaker, Mickey Rourke, Randy Couture, Eric Roberts and Stone Cold..
Badas$....
Wonder will Forrest Whitaker bring his oscar out for the lads?
:D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dodge
They'd probably eat it..
Charisma Carpenter added to the lineup as eye candy!
Have to admit I'd not heard of her, but did I google her, and she is indeed very welcome to the picture!! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by tetsujin1979