I'd rather _________ than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

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be Roddy Collins...than be stuck in a lift with Roddy having to listen to him :(

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Originally Posted by Rovers1

be Roddy Collins...than be stuck in a lift with Roddy having to listen to him :(

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If you were Roddy Collins though you'd hear yourself think;). What words of wisdom was he speaking tonight?

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Originally Posted by hedderman

If you were Roddy Collins though you'd hear yourself think;).

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ya but id be glad to hear myself talk/think. ;)

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Originally Posted by Rovers1

ya but id be glad to hear myself talk/think. ;)

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...especially if you were Roddy.

I'd rather listen to the entire Backstreet Boys back catalogue (including b-sides, DVD's and hidden extras) than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

...be a man united fan

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Originally Posted by superfrank

...especially if you were roddy.

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eeeeexactly!

a drog

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Originally Posted by Duffman

a drog

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Better than being married to your cousin

...be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 19 minutes...

.... prise my kneecaps off with a rusty screwdriver and eat them than .....

I would like to be stuck in a lift with Roddy. I would bore him to death talking about how much Monaghan United means to me and become your hero.

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Originally Posted by McLovin

Better than being married to your cousin

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I'll have to take your word for that.

Just to interrupt the Louth sex talk here for a minute.......
in case anyone didn't see MNS tonight, Con made reference to the fact that 'the lads' were stuck in a lift for 20 minutes on the way up to the studio. Colm Foley and Dave Barry looked like John McCain in those 'just released by the Viet Cong' shots - Roddy looked jolly as ever......

Be an evil lift maintainence man.

"Sorry, what's that Roddy, you're running out of air?? I can't hear you......................."

I'd rather be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 15 minutes than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

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Originally Posted by Magicme

I would like to be stuck in a lift with Roddy. I would bore him to death talking about how much Monaghan United means to me and become your hero.

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I'd like you to be stuck in a lift with Roddy too.

I'd rather be a Shels fan on Saturday night than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

My favourite bit was when Con said: "Fair play to Limerick for taking the game to them though Roddy." Roddy's face was a contorted mix of contempt, loathing and utter sadness. :D

It was a great installment of the show and even the usually dreadful 60min thingy was ok.

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Originally Posted by A face

.... prise my kneecaps off with a rusty screwdriver and eat them than .....

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for me the winner :D

but I do have to ask, is it less of an ordeal if the screwdriver wasn't rusty :p

i'd like to be stuck in lift with him , it would be a laugh just taking the p..s out of him:D

Have the hopes and dreams of a Monaghan United fan.

What do you mean they have none!?

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Originally Posted by paulie_walnuts

Have the hopes and dreams of a Monaghan United fan.

What do you mean they have none!?

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Not true. Just have long term hopes and dreams. I have never been into instant gratification. ;)

I'd rather stuck in a lift with Angelina Jolie and Monica Bellucci for 20 mins (who am I kidding 20 seconds would be plenty) than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

Rather have all the teeth in me head removed with a jack hammer ...

I'd rather be stuck in a lift with Tom the Gom for 20 mins than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

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Originally Posted by GuisaSaigon

I'd rather be stuck in a lift with Tom the Gom for 20 mins than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

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I'd actually sooner be stuck with Roddy.

I'd rather be........stuck in a lift with Tony Cousins and Mark 'the finger' Leech....................

Got this email the other day about some coaching course on up in Dublin.

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Class 1

9.30am Roddy Collins "Qualities of a Top Manager" Room 1

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Class 2, involved Aaron Callaghan. :eek:

I'd rather stick a pencil down my japs-eye than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins:D

I'd rather use the stairs than risk being stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

Sorry for lowering the tone, but I'd rather eat the well used jam rag of a gonorrhoea-carrying skanger than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 minutes

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Originally Posted by Duffman

a drog

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you dont mean that.....

I think Roddy is sound as a pound!! :D

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Originally Posted by GenerationXI

I'd rather be a Shels fan on Saturday night than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

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Winner! :D

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Originally Posted by SeanDrog

for me the winner :D

but I do have to ask, is it less of an ordeal if the screwdriver wasn't rusty :p

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Yes. Ever had a tetanus shot?

Id rather smash one of my balls on a craggy rock with a lump hammer than spend anytime anywhere with that muppet, and id do worse if it was Pat Dolan.

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Originally Posted by passinginterest

I'd rather stuck in a lift with Angelina Jolie and Monica Bellucci for 20 mins (who am I kidding 20 seconds would be plenty) than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

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take the 20 minutes PI - im sure after your marathon 20 seconds they would need to finish each other off so the remaining 20 minutes would be worth it, provided you didnt nod off straight after...

i rather be maxi mcallister than be stuck in a lift with roddy collins:D

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Originally Posted by SkStu

take the 20 minutes PI - im sure after your marathon 20 seconds they would need to finish each other off so the remaining 20 minutes would be worth it, provided you didnt nod off straight after...

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Well OK if you insist :p

Having been stuck in a lift for about 20 mins once before I can confirm that it's pretty bloody depressing with the wrong company.