Top 3 Presenters you hate

Oh there's a list somewhere..

Gillian McKeith
Horrible, rude, shouty, patronising, pointy, bony, naggy nasty woman. Of course she's the body that all women aspire to have.

Jamie Oliver
Ok his intentions are honourable. But he justs comes across as a mockney, jumped up, cringey catchphrase spewing idiot boy. 'Bigging up Mr Bread' indeed.

Kelly Osbourne
Talentless creature that somehow gets all these presenting jobs. Emotionless and just plain ugly.

Davina McCall
Shouty, over giggly, not even remotely funny as she thinks she is.

Gerry Ryan
Need I say more.

Colin Murray
Know nothing ****

Davina McCackle

Spoony
Stick to doing the music rubbish on radio one

Tim Lovejoy
Glory hunting humourless funt (he used to be a Watford fan until Chelsea had the load of cash)

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Originally Posted by Réiteoir

Tim Lovejoy
Glory hunting humourless funt (he used to be a Watford fan until Chelsea had the load of cash)

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I didn't know that but i'm not at all suprised either.

Plank Kenny
Patrick Kenny
Pat Kenny

bhs

All presenters on The Den or whatever it is called these days

Pat Kenny

Most of the presenters on Expose too

Pat Kenny

Liam McCormack

Gerry Ryan

the Jack fella off Spin 103...american accent

davina mccall
gary newbon
pj coogan from 96fm total kn*b
janet street porter




top 3 best

jeff stelling
dara o briain
chris kamara

Funny this should be mentioned today... I was waiting for someone in their house, and the TV was on, rte 2's Den tv or tots tv or whateverthenameagod the hip kids in montrose are calling it with nowadays, and some flighty Blonde girl was on Before The Simpsons

"Jaysus", I said to myself, "She's brutal. Poor voice, Rotten defensive body language, head down, mispronounced words, takling under her breath... all in all completely unengaging."

"How in the name of god did she get on telly", I asked myself?

"Well" the telly, as if by magic, answered me... "Im here to promote RTE's hot new youth talent search" she said... "As you know, I myself, along with 3 other current youth tv presenters came out of such a search 5 years ago..."

Thanks for that. Qestion answered, and we can expect a new breed of unintelligable mutants on screen very very soon, it seems.

Anyway. The "top" 3 presenters :

3: Vernon Kay. Vacuous, talentless, offensive, loud and fundamentally of no use in the 21st century. Somehow, he has managed to craft a career because of rather than despite these handicaps.

2: Sharon Osbourne : The Lying old witch in the wardrobe and her 15 years-younger-than-the-rest-of-her-body face continue to irritate me on several levels. "My chat show was cancelled because Im too good for Daytime tv" she cried. No dear. It was cancelled because it was unadulterated muck. Stick to playing the panto dame on the thing with louis Walshe. You've found your niche. You are Dale Winton for the iPod generation.

1: Gerry Ryan : Fittingly for a reverse order list, Ryan, master of the Cheaply produced talking heads style countdown programme on Rte, is a gross buffoon.
Notwithstanding the fact that Both Ryan and Rte were under the impression that their "Hitlists" were both interesting (Gavin Lambe Murphy, BP Fallon & Fiona Looney grace us their considered opinions on Boyzone, the Luas and Saipan. I will die now please. ) or Original (Channel 4 did their first one 19 years ago. BBC3 show a different one seemingly every week. And "Reelin in the years" does pretty much the same thing only better, and you dont have to look at Gelly's big stupid wobbly face while he orgasms to his own rumbling tones either.)

Oh and his other programmes were shyte too. It isnt my fault that Rte paid him approximately stupid million Euro to keep him at Montrose, so I feel rightly offended when they feel the need to make him work for the money by fronting shyte knock offs of British programmes on my damn telly.

His radio show is rubbish and all. If I want to hear some mumbly oul lad groaning about knickers and periods in a husky voice, I'll go stand outside an off licence in Kildare at 10pm on a friday night, Thanks very much.

Congratulations go out to Bondvillain and Blackholesun for being among the apparently very few who can actually count to three.

Next week on foot.ie, we will be looking for the posters who can cook a meal for four without burning the pots...

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Originally Posted by Bluebeard

Congratulations go out to Bondvillain and Blackholesun for being among the apparently very few who can actually count to three.

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Again, I blush.

I'll pin that up beside my Health and Safety Qualification Cert from Fás.

:D

Call me pedantic but thats an odd looking top 3 you've got there

It was originally going to be 3 like the thread originally was meant to be but I kind of got carried away. ;) How do you change the title of thread? I think I'll add a few more...

Fearne Cotton
Vacous piece of fluff that somehow thinks getting a load of tattoos and going out with a few rockstars makes into her a bona fide rock chick. But still giving off the impression of a vacous piece of fluff.

Holly Willoughby
Vacous piece of fluff. No pretensions here. Just a vacous piece of fluff.

I can only agree with what has been written about Gerry Ryan. RTÉ seem determined over the years to give him a TV show, and after every failed attempt, they keep going back for more.

For my other two (to make up my quota) I'm going to go for the two guys from Masterchef, John Torode and Gregg Wallace. Now I do enjoy watching cookery programmes, but the sight of close-ups of their two fat heads shouting at each other is really starting to grate.

Joe Duffy
No need to explain any further

Lorraine Keane
Annoying smily head, but seems to have quietened
down after her "give money and find Maddie" appeal

Any of the extra presenters on TTV
The ones wheeled in with Celeb/Sport/Website gossip.

Ray Darcy
Eoin McDevitt/Ken Early
Lorraine Keane

Ryan Tubridy
Naturally
Johnny Vaughan
When he had a show years ago , He always wanted to be the star rather than facilitate the interviewee
Kerry Katona
A really odious human being.

Kelly Osbourne - A reason to give scientists funding to find a way to make AIDS airborn if ever I saw one

Dermot O'Nearly - Not the actual BB presenter, but that Irish guy who presents the Simpsons, Home and Away etc. on RTE 2 around 6ish

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Originally Posted by Bluebeard

Congratulations go out to Bondvillain and Blackholesun for being among the apparently very few who can actually count to three.

Next week on foot.ie, we will be looking for the posters who can cook a meal for four without burning the pots...

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Once I started I couldnt stop, I'm sure there are more I detest out there!

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Originally Posted by gustavo

Kerry Katona
A really odious human being.

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We're being a bit generous today aren't we - I question the use of your fourth word.

Noel Edmonds

Davina McCall

Lisa Reilly

Trinny and susan
Gilian mckieth ( the pretend doctor that looks at poo)
in fact any of those reality shows that just bully people into thinking they are fat and ugly then the show fixes them !!

Kelly osbourne terrible
Peaches geldoff similar got the job beacause of her dad has no talent.