GUFC have made a new signing. A fee was agreed earlier today. The signing will not be available for Friday nights game but will be unveiled to the fans at our weekly Lotto draw on Sunday night. The draw will be held in Fibber Magees, for a jackpot of E7,400.
Our new capture was previously based in the Dublin region. This addition to the club has been described to me by GUST chairman Ronan Coleman as "totally reliable, week in, week out. Doesn't talk back, will never be suspended. Has balls".
Its thought that the new signing will replace a local product, who will be placed on the scrapheap. Our newcomer is set to make an immediate impact.
Unfortunately, I can't reveal any more details. Come to Fibbers on Sunday night !