Film quotes

just reading on another thread someone quoted a line from a film.

thought i might get a few peoples opinions on their favourite/best film quotes.

i personally think overall dumb n dumber ( watched it about 15 times and is easily as funny if not funnier the more you watch it ) has the best quotes some real classics. just a few to get ye started of the top of my head:

Lloyd Christmas: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry Dunne: No, none taken.

Lloyd Christmas: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry Dunne: I was thinking the same thing.
Lloyd Christmas: That John Denver is full of ****, man.

Lloyd Christmas: Mary... I desperately want to make love to a school-boy.

Lloyd Christmas: That's a lovely accent...New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: It's Austrian.
Lloyd Christmas: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.

Lloyd Christmas: wanna hear the most annoying song in the world??

finally: knock knock at door ( man with gun in hand )
Lloyd Christmas: did you forget to pay the gas bill??
Harry Dunne: ya sorry.
Lloyd Christmas: do you realise what you've done????

:D :D :D

The commitments:

'I'm black and I'm proud' (and the look on the 2 kids faces is hilarious!!)

[after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped]
Harry Dunne: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

Pulp Fiction. All of it.
Some personal favs:

"Check out the big brain on Braad"
"Ezekiel 25:17"
"To Be Continued"
"Did you see a sign outside the door"
"Le Big Mac"
"Don't be a " (draws a square)
"Zed's dead baby"
" It's not a motorcycle, baby, it's a chopper"

Quote:

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Harry Dunne: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

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ya another great one i was going to put in but didnt want to fill the whole page.

Jane: i hear police work is dangerous
Lt Frank Drebin: Yes it is, thats why I carry a big gun.

Lt Frank Drebin: Like a blind man at an orgy, I'm going to have to feel things up.

Lt Frank Drebin: Like a miget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Hapsburg (holding the gun): Any last requests Drebin?
Lt Frank Drebin: Yes, can I have the gun?

Rocco Dillon: The games up Drebin ..
Lt Frank Drebin: Mind if I take the underwear out of my crack, a man's gotta go comfortable.

Lt Frank Drebin (To Nordburgs wife): and not one man on the force will rest until we catch these guys that did this (to Capt Hocken) now, lets get a bite to eat


Top Gun:
And if you screw this up, just this much.... you'll be flying a cargo hold of rubber dog **** out of Hong Kong !

Cool hand Luke
"Gentleman,what we have here is failure to communicate"

Goodfellas
"funny how"

Resevior dogs
"lets go get a taco"
"are you gonna bark all day little doggie,or are you gonna bite"

Apocalypse now
"the horror"

Mafia
the don "whats that"
the dons son "it's a sign,it means little jimmy sleeps with the fishes"
the don "What.......good looking boy like that could have any girl he wants....Still,i hope he's using protection"

Quote:

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Gentleman,what we have here is failure to communicate

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its the same thing we had here last week.

hehe this is quite famous of course

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Jules in Pulp Fiction

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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'You're gonna need a bigger boat'.

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"

Mickey O'Neil: J'like dags?

Jimmy: " Look, I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see?"

"I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to"

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Malby

'You're gonna need a bigger boat'.

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Sh1t can't remember the film - help!!!!

What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search, of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.

the film is jaws. its a good one.

the last one is from the fugitive me thinks, and quadraphine great film gustavo.

think but not sure the other one is donnie darko

The boat one is from Jaws.

What's that last one Gustavo posted, I remember it and I'm certain I saw the film recently.

"Im funny how?i mean funny like im a clown?, i amuse you?"


which is also my message tone on my mobile

"All i have in this world are my balls, and my word. And i dont break them for nobody."