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The Expendables (2010)
Mickey Rourke.
Jason Statham-Lee Christmas
Sylvester Stallone-Barney Ross
Jet Li-Kong Kao
Dolph Lundgren-Gunnar Jensen
Forest Whitaker-Agent Will Sands
Robert Knepper-Richard
Randy Couture-Hale Caesar
And now......
Arnies in..
...Jackie Chan must be beating his agent up this very moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike B
Violently..Quote:
Originally Posted by Lionel Ritchie
The Longest Day (1960) &
A Bridge Too Far (1977).
Both have casts so big Im surprised Im not in it.
No Bruce Willis? No Mr T?
No Chuck Norris?
but yeah, pretty cool line up actually
You never saw the line up for Thin Red Line so Pike? :p
I do hope you're being sarcasticQuote:
Originally Posted by Pike B
Excluding Mickey Rourke & Forest Whitaker(Possibly Jet Li) all the above are fairly poor actors, Prehaps the above would be the best action movie cast ever. If its not an action movie I imagine a very poor film
The Typecasts it should be called.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike B
Are you by chance on any strong medication at present????Quote:
Originally Posted by Neish
Of course it's a bloody action movie!! :DI did.Quote:
Originally Posted by jebus
7/10 for me..Van Damme turned it down.Quote:
Originally Posted by tetsujin1979
Get this: He thought his part wasn't dramatic enough!! :D:D:D
Classic...
Then its hardly the best film cast ever when the majority ot that cast are poor actors. But prehaps it would have been the best action movie cast if it was made at least 10 -20 years ago Arnie, Sly and Lundgren are all well past it at this stage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike B
Looked it up on IMBD its described as.
A team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator
Not the most original plot either
Fine Mr Picky..Quote:
Originally Posted by Neish
In my excitement perhaps I didn't put enough thought into the heading. So just for you I'll now round house kick myself in the face a la Chuck Norris..
Happy now??
No for this you deserve a proper Jet Li trashing he would hit ya ten time by the time norris got ya once with his zimmer frameQuote:
Originally Posted by Pike B
Finn Harps fan hates action...
Hey hey hey, in parts of Texas you can be hung for what you just said!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Neish
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris... :D
Yeah incase the senile fool has mistaken the closet for the toilet againQuote:
Originally Posted by Pike B
No love in Finn Harps for the Chuck..Quote:
Originally Posted by Neish
Know why they called it Walker: Texas Ranger????
Cos Chuck doesn't run... :D
This kind of walker http://www.medicalproductsdirect.com/walkers.htmlQuote:
Originally Posted by Pike B
Chuck Norris = Poor man's Bruce Lee
Your starting to remind me of this guy...Quote:
Originally Posted by Neish
http://photos16.flickr.com/21561079_a3b27d9593_m.jpg
At least he can act and isn't a homophobe like Chuck NorrisQuote:
Originally Posted by Pike B
Your like a dog with a bone now aren't ya?