Baaaaaaaaaaad Movies

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Originally Posted by Paulie

I have to agree there Lionel. I thought they came out very badly from it. Nothing malicious about them, they're just plain thick. I did get a bit of a laugh out of their therapist though.

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Well Kirk Hammett particularly came across as a rank fcuking idiot. The other two came across as men who have had a somewhat stunted development and are now saddled with retarded inter-personal skills ...or put another way -not enough people have said the word "No" to these lads over the last twenty odd years.

Somewhat strangely the only people who I thought emerged from it with their dignity intact and talking any sense were Dave Mustaine and Jason Newsted.

An honourable mention also has to go to Robert Trujillo ...simply because he can put his hands up and say "don't look at me I just walked onto the set of this televised train-wreck in the last fifteen minutes".

Distressing to watch.

Had to dig this thread up, recently rented "Transformers" ...just awful, in the same category/crap formula of Independence Day....I guess I was swayed by the looks of the special effects in some of the trailers...fast forwarded thru most of it and it's almost 2 1/2 hours.

300.

Sin City.

300? a bit hollywood but its a good movie graphics and fight scenes anyway

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Originally Posted by osarusan

Others, like Signs, The Village, and in my opinion Fight Club, think they are sending a message, cloak themselves in layers of supposedly deep meaning, but finally are about nothing at all. These are the films that really disappoint us, I think.

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Three films I thoroughly enjoyed.
I wasnt aware there was meant to be any messages or deep meanings however, perhaps that why I wasnt disappointed.

Worst film I ever forced myself to watch : Driver

Revolver. Seriously. What the fcuk was that about?

Pos 51.

Silent Hill

Three.

Agree 300 was awful.I know it was only meant to be popcorn stuff but even the visuals could,nt save it.

Saw Hitman last night, it was all I could do not to vomit all the way through at the sheet stupidity of it.

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Originally Posted by beautifulrock

I am not sure if it has already been mentioned but I would certainly put Tom Cruise in Room 101 if I got half a chance, Cocktail, Far and Away(?) to name just two :(

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Bit harsh, he's been in a few decent films, although I saw the trailer for Valkyrie today and it looks horrific

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Originally Posted by dahamsta

Saw Hitman last night, it was all I could do not to vomit all the way through at the sheet stupidity of it.

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The question is why did you watch it all the way through?

Domino. Keira Knightley alone makes it unwatchable.

Swept Away featuring Madonna. from start to finish dire.

Love Actually, so many cliches its untrue.

Have any males here had to endure girly flick Beaches all the way through.I would bet your were either A)early in the relationship and still a bit dizzy B)about to tell her you have to go on a stag weekend same time as her birthday or c)gagging for it.

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Originally Posted by PAURO 7

Love Actually, so many cliches its untrue.

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When I saw this thread I was going to post that.

Horrible film. I was made watch it by an ex once but thankfully the DVD was dodgy and the film got stuck about halfway in.

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Originally Posted by superfrank

When I saw this thread I was going to post that.

Horrible film. I was made watch it by an ex once but thankfully the DVD was dodgy and the film got stuck about halfway in.

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Everything about the film is bad. From Hugh Grant to Martine McCutcheon, the film stinks. If an American saw the film, they'd tihnk everyone in London were stuck up middle class where they all lived in posh apartments. And the ending. Oh God the ending. Shoot me now.

Two bad films to add to the list are:

The Four Feathers

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fou...282002_film%29

Spun

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spun


But the worst film ever is and always will be Tank Girl

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tank_girl#Film

Admittedly I've never watched the whole movie(s) but nowadays any CGI film based on a popular cartoon back in the day is always bound to be awful. For instance:

Scooby Doo (how could you? A classic ruined)
Garfield and Garfield 2 (the cat looks NOTHING like Garfield)

and now Alvin and the Chipmunks. Stop destroying 80's cartoon classics!

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Originally Posted by dahamsta

Saw Hitman last night, it was all I could do not to vomit all the way through at the sheet stupidity of it.

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Its a movie of a game what did you expect ??? ground breaking scripts ?

Street fighter
Silent hill
Mortal Kombat
Super mario
Doom

The only two that are any good are tomb raider ( angelina in tight clothes allways a winner ) and the resident evil flicks are good zombie movies