Fcuk off hamish!!!! :D :D Smartarse! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
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Fcuk off hamish!!!! :D :D Smartarse! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Hah hah, KT Gotcha - at long last. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
BTW - came across an artcile about Niall Quinn in The Guardian yesterday - also just found it in the website - it's in "Gaelic Games Go Global" thread - last entry.
Know anything about this?? Have a look if you have time keeping yer hands off Anto MC. :eek: (snigger) :p :D :D
anto is all for babysis, that's her birthday present, anto wrapped up in a big ribbon........ :D
i'll have a gawp at that thing u mentioned, did we not talk about this before? :confused:
http://www.becauseofeve.com/
Sorry, got bored looking for anymore.
Nah, it was only in yesterday's Guardian - found it on the website earlier today.Quote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
Quinner was on Sky today for the Charity Cup Final or whatever it's called nowadays.
Ok but so long as i don't have to climb into a cake and jump out later :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
KT,5 for now,C'mon i can do that lying down ;) :D lets make a challage of it and say 10 :D
Hamish,What can i say they all want me.............for a change
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Originally Posted by Anto McC
Babysis will be so jealous. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Anto McC
I was put off the idea of rumpy pumpy for a long time at around 2.30am this morning Anto - see my post in the thread called GAA founded in a brothel.
BTW Anto, found a great dirty jokes website by sheer accident - believe it or not it's called "Wnakers over 50 - for dirty old men" :eek: :D :D LOL and posted a version of the Macerena in the Cheesiest Song website from that site plus a pile of jokes in the Terrible Jokes thread.
I found it when I typed in "wnakers" in to Google - I was trying to line up a slag/cartoon for another Footie member - not you BTW
Hamish,It's a good thing you don't live near me,You'd take a heart attack after 2 hours,unfortunatly nothing is scared anymore,I'm a very private person myself but........... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Added a bit to above post Anto.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anto McC
What really p!ssed me off was that there was a rake of young girls going home from the discos right past that pair of gob$hites - there are a lot of Portiuncula nurses in flats near me here. There were also loads of cars on the street and that pair made no attempt to conceal themselves.
This happens a lot around here and it's nearly all booze and drug related - that's the worrying thing. Beeslow is awash with all kinds of dope right now - Bubbles works in a pub and my godson, when he was here did likewise and they told me that it is really serious.
Near that 24 hour place I mentioned, a drugged bloke beat the crap out of his dad two weeks ago. The dad collapsed and had a heart attack and asked his son to call the ambulance and the little cnut walked off laughing. Happened two weeks ago. Portiuncula Hospital is LITERALLY across the road from that poor guys house and he died before someone called an ambulance.
I ran the Irish Primary Schools Finals in Beeslows ground in 1998, just down the road again and one of the local natioanl schools were in the finals. Of the eight players in that Beeslow squad (eleven year olds at the time), over half were addicts before they reached 15. (Squad was 8 'cos it was 6 a side plus 2 subs)
Last year, was watching telly on a Saturday night and heard a noise in my driveway - same story - told them to fcuk off or I'd call the cops. Same thing happened to neighbour (three doors up) around the same time.
Look, I've no problem with a bloke and a bird shagging themselves silly as long as they use condoms and prevent STDs and unwanted kids but what are they proving giving a public display??
I'll never die wondering and have had more than my fair share but in public?? FFS.
10! :eek: 6 is my limit! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Anto McC
heya, im grand. thank you for all the well wishes. i have had a very low key birthday today, sat in, wathed my boys beat the arse (got to wear the new chelsea I got from work as a birhtday present). Then sat watching Killinaskully on DVD - oh my God how funny (another present).
Did really well, got gorgeous diamond earings and necklace (Pat o banton I am gonna be proper bling bling for your wedding ;) )
But Im so happy, im going to say chitty chitty bang bang on Tuesday night from my sisters and brother. Im so made up :D
still waithing for my birthday totty :p
Kt i will pm you about the pub cralw yesterday ;)
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Originally Posted by Babysis
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good stuff, looking forward to that PM ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Babysis
here's one i posted earlier, think he is ideal for birthday totty, he is on a par with freddie michalak.
PS watch that Drum. Red, he's a snappy one at the minute :D
there ya go!Quote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
your a bad man you know that - but dear god you make me laugh :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
thank you Kt. much appreciated.Quote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
Ah now Drum is just a big old softie really - you just need to knwo how to handle him :D ;)
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Originally Posted by Babysis
Babysis (to Hamish) "How you doing?" :D ;) :D
:eek: Babysis, we didn't need to know that........ ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Babysis
now now, go way. Its sirhamish i love really :D :pQuote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
Funny, I was just going to say that to Babysis as a reply to her post to me.. but she says "Howya doooooooin'?" :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
Still can't get over the fact that she's young enough top be my gran-daughter. :eek:
She called me a bad lad too - why do women like bad men???? :confused:
Saw what D Red said to you KT - maybe he's watching The O'Reilly Factor. too much :D Bet you don't know what that means. :cool:
Oh Sweet Jesus - how many times do I have to turn that lady down?? :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Babysis
And, by your accounts, KT, she's brainy, pretty, charismatic, highly intelligent etc - same as me really :D - only much younger.
LOOK AT THE SACRIFICE I'M MAKING. LOL :D
Anyway I'm already spoken for. (Smug snigger)
Feeling fcuking awful tonight (but in great humour though) so off to bed soonish when I finish this cuppa...slurp as KT says. :D
Agreed - I mean washing men and beating their arses. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
Just passed 3500 folks - guess who's gonna hit 4000 first. :cool: :p :D
I'm making it a mission for it to be ME! :cool: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Nup! I missed out on it twice already, still devasted! :rolleyes: :D I want it this time!!!! :mad:
Aye Drum Red is grouchy, maybe he has a problem with his balls ......I mean eyeballs too......... :D
The race is on............... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
See you still haven't got my O'Reilly Factor/Drum. Red connection - it's not vulgar actually. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
EDIt - feck it I'll tell ya - Bill O'Reilly is an insane dipstick on a Fox News show which goes out at 1pm our time. He got terrible abuse not long ago for roaring at guests to shut up..........unlike Drum Red.he meant it. It can be seen on the DVD "Outfoxed" and various websites.
He's always preaching about lowering moral standards but had to shell out 10 million dollars to a former lady production assistant for propositioning her and making lewd calls to her.and that's the clean part.
He's same age as me and the girl was 27.
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Originally Posted by Babysis
Nice way of calling me a clown. :p :D lol
Anyway it's better than what a lot of exs called. me....."as cuddly as a teddy bear"........Yeuch. Were they dumped or what. :D
Now this is some totty :cool:
Not a great picture but she's still sweet! ;)
I like her friend - on the show and real life Sligoman but she's nice too. Can't remember that friend's name but she worked in the hairdressers and has featured in tottyland.Quote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
Nighty night all - talk to youse tomorrow. ;)
this her?Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Early night Sirhamish? :confused: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Six is that all,Baby i start at six :eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
:( Just dance all over my heart won't you Babysis :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Babysis
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thanks for the explanation hamish....away to bed myself now.... :mad: hate the thought of getting up on monday mornings for work. Worst feeling in the world.... :D
nighty night all.
PS did anyone watch the world athletics over the weekend? Phwoar! Some talent there...I'll try and post some of the fine athletes tomorrow evening, the Lithuanian discus guy was fine as were a lot of the 100m sprinters ;)
Slurp.......... Drool...... :eek: :D
Ah, she's playing hard to get, the cheeky thing........... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Anto McC
Anything to help a damsel in distress....... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Babysis
I'm a *bit* far away to help you out right now though........ :o :D
A bit of serious wrist action, I think sligoman. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
a bit of Bellyboxing alright :D :pQuote:
Originally Posted by superfrank
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Originally Posted by superfrank
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Originally Posted by Anto McC