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28/07/2005, 8:53 PM
hamish

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Originally Posted by kerr's tribe

did ya get your schlong stuck in the drain........ ouch

Kerrs Tribe - I'm shocked. :eek:

I didn't actually if you MUST know. Wish I could explain but I just can't, y'know.
Suffice to say, it was a rather bizzare situation. :o
28/07/2005, 8:55 PM
Gerrit

I am not patriottic at all, but if something good comes from Belgian, it has to be said:

www.belbabes.tk

Behold the most beautiful women of Belgium, all gathered on one site !! Behold, and don't forget to clean up the drool :D
28/07/2005, 9:08 PM
hamish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerrit

I am not patriottic at all, but if something good comes from Belgian, it has to be said:

www.belbabes.tk

Behold the most beautiful women of Belgium, all gathered on one site !! Behold, and don't forget to clean up the drool :D

Awesome Gerrit but those bloody floating fish get in the way a little.
29/07/2005, 2:00 PM
superfrank

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Originally Posted by kerr's tribe

i am being patient superfrank :mad: ;)

Yeah, you're going to have to wait a lot longer. It's very hard to find anything non-gay.
29/07/2005, 5:18 PM
hamish

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Originally Posted by superfrank

Yeah, you're going to have to wait a lot longer. It's very hard to find anything non-gay.

:D :D :D :D :D
29/07/2005, 7:53 PM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by superfrank

Yeah, you're going to have to wait a lot longer. It's very hard to find anything non-gay.

Dziekuje bardzo! :D Very kind of you, I understand , a lot of the sites dedicated to fit men tend to be gay websites :rolleyes:
30/07/2005, 12:22 AM
Green Tribe

Bye all, away home to Fermanagh for 4 days later on this morning, mum has been making boxty today, slurp. :D Don't miss me too much!!! :eek: :o :D
30/07/2005, 2:14 PM
superfrank

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Originally Posted by kerr's tribe

Bye all, away home to Fermanagh for 4 days later on this morning, mum has been making boxty today, slurp. :D Don't miss me too much!!! :eek: :o :D

Cheerio, cheerio, cheerioooo!! ;)
30/07/2005, 8:59 PM
Gerrit

You wanna see a superb totty ? Carmen Electra !

Go to www.fans-talk.com (the Belgian variant to foot.ie, I'm moderator there), register, and go to the "Babes and hunks" section. Open the Carmen Electra topic, and behold... :eek:
01/08/2005, 11:04 AM
Anto McC

Hamish you're very quite,where are you? :D
01/08/2005, 11:10 AM
Peadar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anto McC

Hamish you're very quite,where are you? :D

He's getting some boxty up at Mammy kerr's tribes house. :D
01/08/2005, 10:46 PM
hamish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anto McC

Hamish you're very quite,where are you? :D

Eyesight is fcuking brutal at the moment - hard to post - I'll be back.
01/08/2005, 10:47 PM
hamish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peadar

He's getting some boxty up at Mammy kerr's tribes house. :D

That sounds like a euphemism to me Peadar - but then that's most likely my dirty mind. :D
01/08/2005, 11:25 PM
dfx-

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Originally Posted by Peadar

He's getting some boxty up at Mammy kerr's tribes house.

*Interesting* indeed...........typical hamish... :rolleyes: ;) :p

:cool: :D
02/08/2005, 12:07 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by d f x-

..........typical hamish...

:eek: :eek: :p :D
02/08/2005, 12:13 AM
Anto McC

Whats up Hamish,where've you been :confused:
02/08/2005, 12:14 AM
dfx-

You should feel proud in *this* particular case, hamish....... :eek: ;)

There might be coincidentally less of these 'gay looking' men from kt now....... ;) :D

*looks innocent* ;)
02/08/2005, 2:14 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by Anto McC

Whats up Hamish,where've you been :confused:

In the wars, Anto - eyesight is fcuking terrible at the moment - iritis/uveitis has kicked in again - even with contact lenses can see fcuk all - am typing this with my face literally stuck to the screen but no worries - my totty rate will not drop. :D
Have a nice specialised totty for d f x next post he's in cheeky humour this evening but good craic all the same.
Best of luck tomorrow against Steaua. :)
02/08/2005, 2:24 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by d f x-

You should feel proud in *this* particular case, hamish....... :confused:

There might be coincidentally less of these 'gay looking' men from kt now.......

Boy, are you in trouble when she gets back.

Anyway, too much totty here these days.
Am now declaring Sharia Law in tottyland so here's a special just for you d f x.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../miniBurka.jpg

and

http://spirit.no/images/evigaktuelt/feat_burka.jpg

Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah akbarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :p :D

PS - amazing what you can get when you type "burka pictures" into Google. LOL :D = the top picture was the first thing that came up.
02/08/2005, 8:26 AM
hamish

While I'm on the subject of Eastern themes try this...........

http://www.jkproductions.co.za/belly.../belly_two.gif

http://www.arabicdance.net/photo.html

The latter has a whole load of belly dancers - help yourself d f x and all the lads.

Now, I'll stop 'cos I haven't the.........er........stomach for anymore.LOL

I'll get my coat :D
02/08/2005, 12:13 PM
superfrank

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah akbarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :p :D

PS - amazing what you can get when you type "burka pictures" into Google. LOL :D = the top picture was the first thing that came up.

Assalam ulaikum. Can we have some more exposed totty please?? :rolleyes:
02/08/2005, 12:45 PM
Anto McC

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Best of luck tomorrow against Steaua. :)

Cheers,I hope the eyesight gets better so that you can see this picture of Estella Warren

and again
02/08/2005, 1:19 PM
Peadar

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhamish

eyesight is fcuking terrible at the moment - iritis/uveitis has kicked in again - even with contact lenses can see fcuk all

Let this be a lesson to you all.
Looking at Totty makes you blind! :cool: :eek: :D
02/08/2005, 1:33 PM
Anto McC

It's what he's doing while looking at the totty thats made him go blind :D
02/08/2005, 1:50 PM
Peadar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anto McC

It's what he's doing while looking at the totty thats made him go blind :D

Rubbing his eyes in disbelief? :confused: :D
02/08/2005, 2:41 PM
hamish

Cheeky shower of fcukers :p :p :D

If you lot MUST know, I have new contact lenses to counteract the iritis/uveitis to an extent but they need breaking in, so to speak.

While I'm at it, you crowd keep your hands above the table where I can ....er..see them :D
02/08/2005, 2:44 PM
hamish

Quote:

Originally Posted by superfrank

Assalam ulaikum. Can we have some more exposed totty please?? :rolleyes:

Now, now, now - be nice. :p :D
02/08/2005, 2:47 PM
Peadar

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhamish

you crowd keep your hands above the table where I can ....er..see them :D

Don't tell me you've got a hand fettish, on top of everything else!? :D
02/08/2005, 2:58 PM
hamish

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Originally Posted by Peadar

Don't tell me you've got a hand fettish, on top of everything else!?

After Kerrs Tribe and me re. the pink T shirt episode, I suppose I can't complain, can I?

On top of everything else? This is getting like an episode of Have I got News For You.

At least I posted totty - you're supposed to be WHIPPING** us into order here.

**Go on, help yourself. LOL :D
02/08/2005, 3:01 PM
Anto McC

Don't do it Peader,that's exactly what he wants you to do :D He waiting for KT to come on and give him a nice,stern,telling off :p

Have i got news for you,thats a great show :)
02/08/2005, 10:24 PM
hamish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anto McC

Don't do it Peader,that's exactly what he wants you to do He waiting for KT to come on and give him a nice,stern,telling off

Have i got news for you,thats a great show :)

Yes, yes, yes, yes, Ohhhhhhhhhh yes,

KT - my very own dominitrix. LOL

Got loads of HIGNFY DVDs Anto - including that famous Boris Johnston episode and the last Angus Deaton one when he'd been exposed by the News of the Screws "romping" with a hooker, cocaine etc. Jesus, he got brutalised by Merton and Hislop.

Why is everyone - on every thread I've visited today, giving me such a good kicking??

BTW Just watching the news about that Toronto Air France skid off the runway - worful flames but all 300 plus escaped it seems.
My niece (also a Footie member) is flying to that very airport tomorrow. Hope she's too busy too have noticed the news. :(
02/08/2005, 10:34 PM
Anto McC

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Got loads of HIGNFY DVDs Anto

I have a few myself Hamish
02/08/2005, 11:01 PM
De Town

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhamish

My niece (also a Footie member)

Who is it who is it who is it who is it????
02/08/2005, 11:19 PM
Anto McC

yeah Hamish who is she?

How old is she?

Does she like Ian Gillan? :eek: :p :D
02/08/2005, 11:27 PM
dfx-

I can handle kt alright when she comes back...... ;) :eek: :p :cool:

Meanwhile....

I'd best keep my subscription to the thread going....

and going... :D
02/08/2005, 11:28 PM
De Town

I'm bored. Anyone got any totty tonight?

EDIT: Thanks d f -x. Got any more?
02/08/2005, 11:29 PM
Anto McC

Good choice DFX.

Hamish are you avoiding the questions :rolleyes:
02/08/2005, 11:35 PM
De Town

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Originally Posted by Anto McC

Hamish are you avoiding the questions :rolleyes:

He seems to be alright, he's going down in my estimations ;) :D
02/08/2005, 11:36 PM
Anto McC

We'd best not push it any further DE TOWN ;) :D
02/08/2005, 11:38 PM
hamish

Quote:

Originally Posted by DE TOWN

Who is it who is it who is it who is it????

She's an Xmass day born person like me de Town. She's 19 and has left a trail of broken hearts behind her.
Her motto regarding blokes is quite simple and effective - I'll break their fcuking hearts before they break mine"

The last strong boyfriend she went out with bought her a mountain of really expensive presents at Christmas, including three days' flying lessons. :eek: No kidding. She dumped him 'cos he was too possessive. Poor b@st@rd - he was a nice bloke too.

Hard to label her totty from my point of view for obvious reasons but she has it all, figure, looks etc. and she feckin' knows it.

She hasn't got round to posting yet except a few funny PMs to moi - just for a laugh. She'll be posting here soon.

Her Footie name is the nickname I gave her when she was 4 - Bubbles. Her proper name is Gillian.

Actually, you missed her by not much, she used to come to Wilsons for the Girls Interpros we held there - in 97 and 98.

She was also a thug as a footballer. Absolute thug, It wouldn't cost her a thought to fly in with both legs and studs 'n' all and the angelic look she'd give the referee :eek: :D - what? me? Never touched her, ref!!!!
And she ALWAYS got away with it.

Guess who got the blame for encouraging her style of play :mad:

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