irrelevant nonsense. anyway on with the story about the man they couldnt hang because......
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irrelevant nonsense. anyway on with the story about the man they couldnt hang because......
....He had no neck so they decided to execute him by stringing together a load of..................
rosary beads which were hand made by mother theresa's slave children,some of whom lived past the age of 8 and went on to foister a career for themselves in .......
The eircom league as referees,but unfortunately they met Ski Mc Gee on the ferry over and......
he ate them all between Beers, until...............
his body failed on him as it tried to garner enough ammino acids to break down such a large amount of human flesh.his savious was the man standing on the bridge of the ferry with the unfeasibly large......
Chip on his shoulder, due to the fact that he was ...................
a carpenter on his way to rebuild the stadium in Tallaght until he wasQuote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
Mugged by 2 UCD fans bearing......
...and licking each other so that they could show the world that....
Students know so much more about everything than the rest of us minions. of course their belief in this was fundamentally changed by the arrival of...............
a GAA fan with a placard reading "Ireland for the Irish. No to foreign games in Tallaght". The UCD fans couldn't read and thought it said...
No foreigners in Tallaght, they promptly contacted Ruth Coppinger of the socialist party who immediately set up a Picket line demanding the end to this racism NOW!! until it was pointed out by.................
kevin myers,of all people, that the real racists are irish people themselves since they insist on their zenophbic zeal towards GREAT britain who is after all their lord and master and kevin should know cos he's from that part of the world and anyway i heard from trish at the swings that you went down on trevor for a koolpop and a packet of monster munch and SHUT UP you anyways....which was fine untill along came pierreluigi collina and in his hand was a shiny ........
Rampant Rabbit that his fella got him for christmas because he had been a good boy all year
. he brandished the rabbit towards tish saying..........
Luke,i am your father.....
to which tish replied if your my da then my da must be ........
a pedophile coz me ma's only 15 and she had me when she was ..............
in the ilac centre library looking for one of dem black fellas with the big mickies but to be honest any fellah would do.
little did she know that at the foot of the stairs of the library,sitting around that rancid little pond thing was none other than............
Joe Duffy who was broadcasting live to the nation from the Ilac cause it was the anniversary of...................
the day that bearded woman, who used always be hanging around moore st got an lemon-coloured leather jacket from the sheepskin shop across the mall and ended up with a god awful allergy as the coat was straight from the plastic cow.
joe said go on,go on a fair number of times until fed-up,this woman emerged from the crowd and gave joe a belt around the head with a .........
Full Salmon from the fish mongers stall outside the moore st exit. take that Gerry Adams she said whilst whacking Mr Duffy repeatedly around the.....................
ample midriff, leading joe to scuttle off down the street towards parnell st shouting "your not from clontarf or ballyer are you, all the aul wans go wet in the knicker area for me there i'll have you know ".
by this time a large crowd at gathered and they willing on the woman to give joe a right good beating as they hadnt seen a no-mark celebrity like joe duffy embarrased like this since.....
Gay Byrne turned on the Moore st Christmas lights in 1972 and caused a black out from henry st to....................
clontarf. joe start running away from gerry down moore st when all of a sudden brush shiels popped out of an alleyway turned to joe and said.........
Howya Joe. I used to go out with block g raptors ma did you know that did ye. to which joe said
I hear her son started supporting Bohs when they sold Dayler.Sure hes not a .............
Muppett replied Brush , He's being going to Dalier since 1991, Seen him there loads a times I did.Joe Back tracked saying.............Quote:
Originally Posted by deecay
sure, sure, sure and then turned to block g raptor and said......
So Raptor you're the one who follows bohs home and abroad, what's oyur best memory from Tolka Park, at which point BGR walked of in disgust, followed quickly by Brush who was eager to...................
go home and polish his head, block g raptor then realised he had been attending tolka believing it to be dalymount, and realised now why people were always staring, so he went to the shelbourne club shop and.......
Then Home to bed..........meanwhile back at the ranch Roddy collins was having a meeting with .....................
Mike Ashley about becoming Kevin Keegans no2,Quote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
and he was filling him on all the players he has managed, when alan shearer came knocking at the door demanding a fight with roddy over the vacant position, when a phone call was received by ashley from the fai asking.......
...if Shearer has an Irish granny but Shay Given issued a statement which outlined his love for....
finishing mid table every season and feels that if he stays with newcastle for ever he will eventually get to see the inside of the new wembley as the chairman is organising a tour of wembley for them soon so they can see where good teams play. and eventually he will get rid of his donegal accent and will greet everyone with y i man and will become a ................
Derby fan so in his own words "I can watch a team finishing with even less points than Mick and managed by someone who Dunphy said should be the next Irish manager. Alternatively I might support....
sunderland because me and keano are buds, this was heard by shearer who.....
Decided he would take the Limrick 37 job because......
he really had no ambitions left in football, he tried to catch a flight to shannon from heathrow but there was none , this was only yhe start of his woes as when he got to limerick and say the home ground he.............
asked Dunphy whether his friends, the Kilcoynes, could buy it and turn it in to a halting site for travellers. The Limerick people were a bit upset by this and decided to