I'd rather you didn't speak for us. Myself, I see a conversation that pretty much goes:
Pineapple stu: Your club is doing this wrong.
Fans of Club: Nuh-uh!
PS: No, look, I have figures. Well, estimates. Here, I have a powerpoint presentation which should clear it all up.
Fans: Witch! (Err, we mean 'Obsessed!')
Some time later, Pineapple stu emails me a newspaper article about the club going bankrupt or something.
Now, here's my theory. Pineapple stu is a witch, and anyone who calls him names risks having their club send to the first division like Shelbourne.