Well there is 23 that could have helped towards your cause.^^^^^^^Quote:
Originally Posted by De Town
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Well there is 23 that could have helped towards your cause.^^^^^^^Quote:
Originally Posted by De Town
Going to miss the first game of the season, Gutted:(
Got to 2201 words and called it a day. Wrecked now though! :(Quote:
Originally Posted by De Town
i hate painting
Its too cold for a jumper and too warm for a jacket.
We need a red home jersey at cork city, it'll solve everything.
I would risk it for a biscuit.
leona lewis is looking mighty fine lately
yum yum
took me 7 years to get my first work-related article published. If all goes well, it could take less than 4 weeks to get my second one published.
Sander, Sander, Sander Van Doorn!
fcuk you gareth cronin..
Well done sir!Quote:
Originally Posted by tetsujin1979
Nothing beats going to Woodie's for a lump hammer.
except having one at home already:D
Woodies...huh huh huh huh
If you had one at home already, how would you experience the joy of going down to Woodie's to buy one?Quote:
Originally Posted by oscar
A man can't have too many lump hammers.
Except maybe if he's in a small row boat or some such.
Im in the dark. Literally. Light bulb blown in office here. Now there's a teaser for you, how many Monaghan United staff does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't know when this happened, but it is funny. (Newspaper ceased publishing 3 months ago)
http://www.thelondonpaper.com/thelon...with-imaginary
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A married Manchester United fan drove 400 miles to begin an affair with a girl he had met on Facebook, only to discover it had been a hoax set up by two rival Liverpool supporters.
I like my new desk location. I can see out the window. I can see the train station and a few parking spots where I can watch women attempt to park. Hours of fun.
I own a Lump hammer!! It reminds me of the gas time I invented a univerally accepted new mathematical equation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr A
To directly quote my fellow Nobel Peace Prize Winner Barrack Obama - "Lump Hammers are Legends".
Years ago, I smashed down an entire 12 foot wide concrete shed with just a trusty Lump hammer. I also own a ladder, but that's another story.
With the shed smashed apart, to my surprise I realised I had more to do.
The tricky part was, to use some technical builders jargon, "getting rid of the oul rubble". Now read on.....................
Wheelbarrows. They may not be as legendary as Lump Hammers but, in the modern parlance, they certainly RULE. Without question. They've a wheel and all. They are literally revolutionary.
Skips also govern to some capacity also. Particularly "Roll on" ones.
Now, my friends, combine all three -
"Lump Hammer + Wheelbarrow + Skip / Roll On = THRILLHOUSE".
You are all nuts.
i have a bleedin hangover and have me xmas party from work tonight
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh h
Oh dear, how blonde am I? (retorical question before you all jump in) Am listening to the radio on my phone in the pocket of my jacket. Said phone is plugged in to be charged also.
The office phone rang, I jumped up and raced across the room to answer it and nearly killed myself as I tripped on charger wire while headphones tightened around my throat.
Go on, laugh at me ya feckers.
Soooooooooooo dam tired, it so hateful not been able to sleep,3 nights in a row, really stressed!!! :mad:
OK, but only 'cos you asked.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
:D:D:D
Christmas party tonight...6 free drinks and free food :)Quote:
Originally Posted by danthesaint
The drinkin tonight will sort ya out!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by MysticMon
Kango Hammers. Now they are seriously the business.
"Kango Hammers - The ladies choice for Christmas".Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr A
There's a movie due out in 2010 - "Last Kango in Paris".
It stars a sh*t load of irate Irish football supporters, a Kango Hammer and Thierry Henry.
Says herself. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
that or a good seeing to:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
I got my Christmas Tree up today! Whooohooo. I love Christmas.
Inspired by a moment of reflection on Paul Gogarty T.D., I came to ponder the quality of grace. Grace is perhaps one of the greatest qualities amongst humans: it is that ability we possess to approach a situation which, no matter how unjust or unappealing, we can treat in a pleasant manner and thereby avoid the distraction of embittered pettiness.
It is that quality that even if "up against it" we can see beyond the blinding obstacle in front of us to the clarity of graciousness. I believe that the potential to witness such clarity exists amongst us all. However, for some its appearance is like an unreliable lighthouse, merely blinking intermittently and seemingly without pattern; but for others it reliably shines light upon perilous rocks encountered on our dignified journeys.
What determines this acuity, this ability to see light and direction where there is little but darkness and hopelessness, such ability is sometimes natural, but also, to an extent, it can be fostered through an appreciation of our capabilities. So while sometimes our navigator's intuition guides us in the right direction; other times, we must fall back on that which we've learned - our very own architectural wonder, a beacon of moral steadiness constructed in a sea of angry tumult.
Overall, it's hoped that thought and our experience should inform us that little satisfaction is gained from a graceless approach to problems.
that monkfish annoys me so much:mad:
I'm just impressed that in the middle of a rant in which he used the f-word twice, he also managed to remember the decorum of the 'Deputy' title! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kingdom hoop
Try bit of of cod instead........:pQuote:
Originally Posted by oscar
try boiling your head
dont rise to his childish antics, i know axactly how you feelQuote:
Originally Posted by oscar
You know it would be yummy. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by oscar