Celtic and rangers respectively, to which the media said "........
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Celtic and rangers respectively, to which the media said "........
Roy of the Rangers against....Quote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
Celtic of the micks!Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
"Don't mention Mick" said Roy or else I'll break your leg. "I know I am repeating myself" said Giles "but I fancy the manager's job and I.....
"dont like repeating myself but I fancy the manager's job and I "
will guarantee results, i'll even give the public what they want, Keane as Captain, but i'm not to keen on that....Quote:
Originally Posted by gustavo
'as I'd like the centre-half to pass the ball to the full back who then passes back to the centre-half who loses possession and then the opposition score. That's the right way to play the game isn't it Eamon?..Eamon? I know I am repeating myself, Eamon are you... ?"
defending Keane again, come on, the man can play but he's no manager! I'm the man for the job not....Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
....that holy guy or whatever you call him.cant say i know much about him bill as i havent seen the lad manage......
Any decent team, I mean he was at that mickey mouse team from merseyside but we all know there sub standard so.....................
... he took a 50 Euro note out of his pocket and said: "I bet 50 quid that Pat Dolan will....
eat more burgers than that guy from the movie "super size me" who....
...actually turned out to be Damian Richardson who recently declared his interest in becoming.....
a Woman but the Dr said......
he's the kind of man who has climbed the ladder of success, wrong by wrong. Damo reminded the Doctor he was a star at Gillingham where
"I come from" said Kevin Hunt as he approached out of nowhere to.........................
tell us that Bohs and Rovers are merging, and the chairmen want to call them tallaboro united! Richardson declares his interest in the job but....Quote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
refuses to be interviewed because..................
they've dubbed his voice to the sound of a helium-induced gerry adams voice and damo prefers to talk like......
Ian Paisley after swallowing a dictionary. which coincidently is exactly what ..............
martin mcguinnes got big ian to do as they continue their trysts in the european parliment under the watchfull gaze of......
Bertie Ahern who is in Brussels for the .....................
Sprouts festival! He contacts...Quote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
Mary harney and tell's her "Mary get yer Fat Ar$e over here, they say these sprouts are great for weight loss but they can give you...........................
..the kind of heart that's best kept in cold storage. Bertie meanwhile had booked his tickets to go and see his beloved Man U but in facta....
Fc united of manchester invited him to open their new stadium, anti glazer park, he gladly said...Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
Tropical storm wiped out old trafford so bertie had to make do with Tolka, to which he commented If I'd have known shels were here all the these years I'd have been down here every week in stead of going over to watch man u. Every member of this forum then woke up and wondered how it was possible that several hundred people could have the same dream at the same time......untilQuote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
his other hero, Roy arrived riding a giraffe called Niall. "All credit to Tolka", "Roy said as Bertie fell on his knees, "but at the end of the day like.....
...it gets dark"; meanwhile Pat Fenlon went to Dublin Zoo in an attempt to buy a ....
defender but in the end had to settle for.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
Quote:
Originally Posted by outside in
Ian Harte and John O'Shea. Keane also tried to sign them because....
...they have Irish accents unlike....
David Conolly who can't kick.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
Won't kick and has the worse haircut since......Quote:
Originally Posted by KR's Post
derk o'riordan,who once played for hibs but now plays for the the kings of the sweaty sock........
derk o'riordan,who once played for hibs but now plays for the the kings of the sweaty sock Monsters who play there home game's at ....................
disneyland dubrovnik which funnily enough is also the resting place of.......
Mickey Mouses' Great Great Great Great..............
grandmothers housekeepers next door neighbours lover. who happened to be a good mate of .....
Daffy Duck but's that's a whole other pile of ......................