When Stamford Bridge was set alight, they suspected Arsene.
Seriously though, Dundalk folk should just take their oil.
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When Stamford Bridge was set alight, they suspected Arsene.
Seriously though, Dundalk folk should just take their oil.
Close Season ha. Sod this football lark and from now on every month we rate the clubs, then the FAI leave one (unnamed) door open and a fan of the bottom club has to enter the building and steal the FAI flag from Delaney's desk. At the end of the 'season' the team with the most flags gets into the Champion's League. Watch for Shels buying a lorry load of flags.
Tsk tsk, you meant horsebox-load, didn't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by cavan_fan
Christmas has a special glow,
There’s magic everywhere.
Robins warble in the snow
And carols fill the air.
But one young boy was sadder than
A bowl of misery,
The day an irate Dundalk fan
Destroyed his Christmas tree.
A little elf had brought it to
The house in Merrion Square.
It rang the bell and right on cue
Young John was standing there.
Suspicious, aye and wary,
He had thanked the little elf.
Alas! He had no fairy,
So he sat on top himself.
Santa Claus came calling
To Nick Leeson and his band.
John Gill thought it appalling
That he’d favoured Terryland.
The mood had been unseasonal
Above in county Louth,
And words uncouth and treasonal
The Dundalk folk did mouthe.
But far from angry peasants,
John was well in Christmas mode.
He dreamt of lovely presents
And a brand new Lansdowne Road.
But Christmas lights no longer shone
When, on an angry spree,
A Dundalk fan poured petrol on
His lovely Christmas tree.
The wicked act caused John to blanch.
It really spoiled his day.
Somebody called the Special Branch
To haul the chap away.
The tree, undressed, no longer shone
Within those stately walls.
Poor John was left to gaze upon
His petrol-smothered balls.
So spare a thought this Christmastime
For one poor little boy,
The victim of a heinous crime,
A brutal, savage ploy.
He’ll hang his balls where’er he can
But still sobs bitterly,
Because an irate Dundalk fan
Destroyed his Christmas tree.
It wouldn't have happened in the North...............petrol's far too dear up here!! :( ;)
one word for this today:
delighterful
this week has been an utter nightmare. think i will start supporting chelsea, less hassle.
The proverbial Chinese whispers of the highest order !Quote:
Originally Posted by manofthemoment
Firstly they say it is "alleged" that a man walked into FAI headquarters etc etc etc. Errrr - it's not a lie, the TV pictures are there to prove it.
More importantly, the BBC claimed he lit the petrol.......!?!? Where the feck did they get that from...! :o
Some bright spark I suppose!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by dcfcsteve
That's an inflammatory comment there SI.......!Quote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
Asbestos I can see, this thread is gonna run and run. No danger of burn out for such a hot topic.....
I'm a bit worried about the Christmas tree. It didn't look too good when it was being carried out. However, tree surgeons are saying it shouldn't be too long before it's completely out of the woods...Quote:
Originally Posted by dcfcsteve
I think he used a pikey:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jaime
word is that the tree was in a critical contidition all night but has come through the worst of it and has been moved of the front loddy of St James hospital.
Apparently it caught a serious case of wood lice from Maaaaaxxxxiiiiiiii the Matchie.
link doesnt workQuote:
Originally Posted by dundalksarge
Dundalk fans want answers!
Is fcuk off not an answer?
Quality! :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Sheliban
To the tune of Gift Grub's "Paddy the Plasterer":
Maxi McAllister
He's fat like Gary Pallister
He's Maxi McAllister
And he'll set fire to you!
Maxi McAllister
He's got a petrol cannister
He's Maxi McAllister
He's coming after you!
http://www.football365.com/mediawatc...773627,00.html
now football 365 are picking it up too!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/foot...sh/6177497.stm
and the BEEB too! you cant buy this publicity!
From the BBC report - 'An eyewitness said, "I heard..............."'
Not much of an eyewitness