Haha seems you have some experience with it. Have had my license five years and I've never picked up a ticket (I did get caught by a camera but that doesn't go on your record) you just have to be smart about it and have some luck (fingers croseed that continues). Its not like its my daily commute but I'm on LSD fairly often.
Anyway, an Ireland victory Saturday and that for a Sunday sounds to me like a cracking weekend.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_HVBeNnvWM
As for Delaney, I think I remember a couple of Sunderland players getting dropped for tardiness including Liam Miller, not sure if they were docked wages.