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Rocketfingers, where he talks crap and...
...secretly supports Sligo Rovers despite having a big....
ego, because hes mates with steve bruce, who
believes his son is Irish but I haven't worked that one out. Meanwhile, Bruce has gone for a nose operation because his current nose
resembles this http://exploration.vanderbilt.edu/im...mmals_main.jpg, and has been said to scare small children who...
should be in bed by now but were let stay up to watch Sports Tonight on TV 3 which is presented by Trevor Welch who....
fancies Rhyle Nugent because
his ex-girl friend was blonde and ...
...hated trips to Belfield because it reminded her of......
... large crowds. She was extremely claustrophobic and sometimes struggles to ...
.. perform in a public place, but that never stopped her at the ....
...centre circle at Richmond Park because she had a serious fetish for...
sad supporters of even sadder teams. Bernard O'Beirne, former President of the FAI, was such a person and it all went off when he.....
...spotted two Shamrock Rovers fans outside Dalymount Park so he jumped out of his car shouting.....
.."where the devil did i put those credit card receipts? i hope i didnt leave them with"...
...Nick the Greek because if I did, people might think the FAI is a shambles. Lucky for him, they were found by.....
...Chief Superintendent 'Spud' Murphy, who happens to be still on the trail of Shergar, alas...Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
...the Shergar Burger never caught on despite...
...McDonalds claim 'It's not just for Horsey people'. But...
..when Shergar turned up jumping for Cian O'Connor at the Olympics, that ended the McDonald's promotion. Instead, sponsored by the FAI, they called their new burger the.....
..."Small Mac" because...
because they had seen Mick Mc's todger. However, they were very popular in Barnsley and Roy Keane's dog was quite partial to them and to....
...Viera's cat. Meanwhile, Roddy Colling got a new job in football management after being appointed boss at....
Ireland with Sir Stanley Matthews as his assistant. "It's a world class team" declared Delaney until someone pointed out that Matthews was actually dead for 7 years. "Hmmmm", said Delaney, "we'll have to.....
......call Ghostbusters which was good because Bill Murray happened to be in Dublin that day because......
he was offered a part by the FAI on their headhunting team. "But I know nothing about soccer" Murray declared but that didn't stop the FAI from....
...taking the pi$$ out of the Irish public when the announced that the FAI have teamed up with...
Fianna Fail to organise a pi$$ up in St. James Gate.....
..... which had to be moved to the Guinness Storehouse at the last minute because.....
no one in the FAI knew where St James' Gate was. Fianna Fail paid for the pi$$ up with money in brown envelopes recently received from....
...the postman who turned out to be none other than Rody Collins who was on his mobile phone talking to....
himself because he loves the sound of his own voice. Meanwhile, the IRFU/FAI and Seamus Brennan announce that Lansdowne will be rebuilt by 2023 but in the meantime international games can be played at
... Flancare Park to accomodate the smaller crowds following the demise of international rugby and football; meanwhile Longford Town will play their home games at....
...Tallaght because they're friends with the GAA unlike Shamrock Rovers who
...moved to Parnell Park but Thomas Davies Club entered the League of Ireland because Roddy Collins...
.......said he'd plaster their clubhouse for them if they formed a soccer team too and let him manage it , the crazy thing about that was ....
they had already hired a plasterer called Stan who told his workmen that he was the Gaffer but they paid no heed to him until the foreman called Delaney came along who said
..."I didn't hire him in the first place but I did....
......Ask him to apply for the job because.....
with an old and sick man they'd make a world class team. Unfortunately, that wasn't to happen so the gaffer got the sack and