Well he'd get the rod out, if that's what you mean ;)
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Never would the phrase "lock up your daughters" be more appropriate.
Ah imagine Eric as a manager. That would be fun days alright. Maybe bring Sini Savic in as assistant manager. The squad morale will shoot up into the stratosphere! Half time oranges to be replaced by half time quickies.
Eric Lavine - U-21 Ladies Physio
Eric Smyth - Head of Security
Stuey Byrne - Director of Football (Recruitment)
Seamie Crowe - Match-day Transport
Colin Notaro - Skills Coach
For the demanding role of Head of Security, we need a dogged behemoth who will throw themselves in front of a bullet.
Seamie Crowe is renowned throughout Europe for his radical, bold experiments in the field of transport logistics. Surely you heard about the Goods Train episode?
How about putting Stuey Holt in charge of the sunbeds? :)