Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies on Thanksgiving Day.
http://celebrifi.com/gossip/Bernard-...g-4106167.html
Roast In Peace.
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Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies on Thanksgiving Day.
http://celebrifi.com/gossip/Bernard-...g-4106167.html
Roast In Peace.
I thought I'd heard this happened a while back, but no, and rather fittingly in fact, Bernard Matthews passed on yesterday, Thanksgiving thursday.
(oops, stuffed by the 12th man! ooer mrs...)
RIP BernardQuote:
Originally Posted by stann
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...gL_468x618.jpg
Manning that is.
Bit like Jackie Wilson: :D
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9XGmt7t_Fh...320/jocky3.jpg
Wrong Bernard :rolleyes:
you mean this guy? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by stann
http://selectie.zomercompetitie.nl/joc/img04.jpg
hehe... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by the 12 th man
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RYI4vOFHaJ...ine-sinker.gif
You got me alright,,hook,line,sinker-the lot ;),Quote:
Originally Posted by SkStu
The Matthews family are promising a big funeral with all the trimmings.
Yes the guy in the backdrop of the picture I posted...Quote:
Originally Posted by SkStu
Telling someone they got the wrong name, and then when someone points out they hadn't, saying "haha, I was joking all along!", is an absolutely brilliant jape. Wish I'd thought of it. :p
i thought you were going to tell me to get stuffed!Quote:
Originally Posted by the 12 th man
A pity he didn't win the recent Simply The Best poll to find North Norfolk greatest person on the Mid Morning Matters show on North Norfolk Digital. It would have been a fitting tribute to the great man.Quote:
Originally Posted by the 12 th man
woah - relax! I was joking about Manning - hes been dead years! Either way, you shouldnt be getting so angry!Quote:
Originally Posted by stann
good use of the word "jape" though.
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Originally Posted by SkStu
The family have announced a cremation instead of a conventional burial-gas mark 6 for 3 hours.
Not quite as angry as it seems. I did in the meantime add in the missing :p at the end there, should have went in first time.
yeah right! Getting all angry about a crap joke that caught you out and then saying "oh im sorry, im not really mad, i just left out a smiley" is an absolutely brilliant jape - i wish id thought of that.
;) :p
Touche! :D :D
Leslie Nielsen of Naked Gun and Airplane! fame has passed away at the age of 84.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
I just want to wish you both good luck. We’re all counting on you....
RIP
"Surely you can't be serious?" RIP
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Originally Posted by juan