now thats bad........
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now thats bad........
I'm portugese, quick on my feet, leave the opposition befuddled, obviously skilled at what i do but go missing when i'm wanted most.
Who am i?
This better be appalling!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Risteard
jose mourinhos dog?!
raheny red that is terrible. imagine if her poor parents or relatives/family/friends saw that.
The jokes thread has not reached the bottom of the barrel:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raheny Red
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Originally Posted by Risteard
Madeleine McCanns abductor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bluebeard
Probably too busy having dinner.Quote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
:eek::eek:
ya i was thinking about that when i wrote it, but there is nothing that can be done now about that.
I didn't post it as a joke :rolleyes: so showing what sort of jokes that are out there!Quote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
Two athletes meet up at the Olympic Village.
First guy says: "Are you a pole vaulter?"
Second guy says: "No, I'm german actually, but how did you guess my name?"
i thought that was class when i heard it, but when i told people they thought it was crap.
Success:
At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers licence.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
Skanger: 'Doctor, I think I'm pregnant.'
Doctor: 'But I gave you the Pill.'
Skanger: 'Yes, I know. But it keeps falling out.'
That one is class ... I reckon the people you told it to are crapQuote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
could be the way he tells 'em !Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
What do archaeologists wear when the'yre trying to unearth ancient automobiles?
A cardigan.
Correct and right. It's me new favourite joke. Pure genius!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Somebody asked Michael Barrymore if he was doing panto this year...
He said 'No way, I did Aladdin 6 years ago and it's still haunting me'
100 years ago 20 white men chasing a black man in Indianapolis were called the KKK...
… now it's called F1
About as much chance they're on foot.ie as the kidnappers watching TG4 on a Friday night.Quote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
bohs, you would be suprised they are 2gs and 3gs.