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Great news! My da says I'm allowed out to play again!
And a few more.....
There may still be hope of bringing Michael Jackson back! Apparently they've sent one of the Charlie's Angels in after him.
When Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children in the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson
Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to children... again
Doctors at the LA hospital where Jacko passed away are unsure what to do with the body - plastic recycling does go out till Tuesday.
A priest goes off to a religious conference for the weekend and checks into his hotel. He says to the receptionist, I hope the porn is disabled.
She replies, No its not you sick freak, its normal porn.
Why on earth would you post a racist joke about Irish people here?Quote:
Originally Posted by Den Perry
Because it's a joke!
Quote:
Originally Posted by John83
As keen to win says, because its a joke...and in fairness if I'm Irish myself it can hardly be classed as rascist. Compared to some of the jokes posted here I find it hard to believe you are offended by it. Nonetheless, I've deleted it
Not much good deleting it when John83 has it quoted still!
I know, I know...:o:oQuote:
Originally Posted by pineapple stu
I can't believe that John83 would be responsible for such a travesty (won't somebody think of the children FFS? still being on here.
Shame!
Nah, there outside. Didn't you know?..... It's safe again, Michael Jackson died.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr A
Michael Jackson is going to be cremated, and his ashes spread in a sand-box so he can play with children forever.
I heard he wanted to be cremated, but the family don't wanna spread his ashes.
Just have him melted down and re-used for somethin else.
Pic of Jacko in hospital
http://i42.tinypic.com/a0ky2o.jpg
Was this a joke?Quote:
Originally Posted by John83
Because if its not I have two questions for you -
Would it be more acceptable if it were seven irishmen and the englishman stepped forward?
What kind of twisted mind can take the most offence from a racial slur in a misogynistic joke?
Rumour has it that Elton John will sing at Michael Jackson's funeral, probably will sing "Dont let your son go down on me"
Should that not be...Quote:
Originally Posted by endabob1
Blame it on the buggery...
I don't want to drag this way off topic, so I'll just make one brief response.
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by A N Mouse
No. It would make more sense though. Personally, I'd have used a Kerryman.Quote:
Would it be more acceptable if it were seven irishmen and the englishman stepped forward?
I took no offence.Quote:
What kind of twisted mind can take the most offence from a racial slur in a misogynistic joke?
If Magicme had posted the joke, I'd have been a bit surprised that a woman had posted a misogynistic joke.
And finally, just so this post doesn't go entirely to waste:
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
In response to John83's post:
What is red and invisible?
No tomatoes
As long as we're posting anti-Irish jokes:
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.
racist!Quote:
Originally Posted by Schumi
:p
Explaining his views on global Sammy Wilson has claimed he was only sticking to party policy -
There'll be no greening of the DUP
To respond - yes it was a joke. and if it offends you I'm sorry. However I think far worse has been posted and I take no offence.Quote:
Originally Posted by John83
Because if he puts it in current affairs it will just get moved here anywayQuote:
Originally Posted by John83
It's a jokes thread lads, not a discussion thread. Post jokes or shut up.
That's my job!Quote:
Originally Posted by passinginterest
A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into another room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the baby wrapped up in a towel in her arms.
"Congratulations," she says. "It's a healthy baby girl." As she says this, she accidentally drops the baby, which lands right on its head.
"My baby!" screams the mother.
"Don't worry, I'll get it" says the nurse.
However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the baby's face, before accidentally kicking it across the room. It hits the wall with a crack before the nurse runs over to it, peels it off the floor and throws it out of the window.
"What are you doing?" yells the mother.
"April Fools!" replies the nurse. "It was already dead!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schumi
That's excellent.
Im a bad person for laughing at that! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rovers fan
Pop is dead.... Our thoughts go out to Snap and Crackle at this difficult time.
What are michael jackson, jade goody and farrah fawcett expecting for christmas??.....
Patrick Swayze..
I saw some rare footage last night, it was an old video of Michael Jackson and Rolf Harris doing two little boys
I was really upset when I saw the Jacksons carrying Michaels coffin.
I thought Cool Runnings was on and I f**king love that film.
MJ meets Elvis in heaven and he tells him he was married to his daughter Lisa Marie.
Thank God says Elvis , I was worried she'd marry an African American
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.
So the barman gives her one.
A man goes to his doctor for his results, doctor says I've bad news and worse news.
"Whats the bad news" he asks?
Doc says "you have 24 hours to live".
The man, shocked, says "Oh my god ...what could be worse news than that?"
Doc replies "I forgot to ring you yesterday"
:D:o
Please help me, does anyone know how to cancel a bid on ebay? I've just bid on a Mickey Mouse outfit...
...and am now 30 minutes away from owning Bohemians.
A termite walks into a pub and says, Is the bar tender here?"
While I was watching Michael Jacksons funeral as his brothers came in with his coffin i couldnt help being reminded of cool runnings.
Anto the sig is better than the joke:)Quote:
Originally Posted by anto1208
>what key can open every lock?:D:ball:
> a pikey
What's the difference between an Englishman and a slice of ham?
A slice of ham is only this -> <- thick
What's the difference between an Englishman and a short plank?
A short plank
What's the difference between two Englishmen and a short plank?
Three short planks.
What's the difference between an Englishman and a LOI referee?
The Englishman might not be blind
A doctor gave a man 6 months to live, but he couldn't pay his medical bill's so he gave him another 6 months.