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dude.... what youre saying here is that you want guys to stand beside you and get their lad out???Quote:
Originally Posted by bennocelt
and theres also toilet etiquette to consider - see under "Using Urinals"
http://childoftheeighties.blogspot.c...let-rules.html
i live by this guide.
I'm with SkStu. Stage fright is a disease Bennocelt, you should be more sensitive!!:o
Aye, jaysus, there's a helluva lot of guys who can't/won't pee next to some other guy. Only time I'd do it is if I was absolutely bursting or if I'm drunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkStu
On the Facebook/Twitter thing, to hell with people putting up pictures of "loved ones" - your sister's new baby, etc. Yeah, he's cute. I'll look at your photo gallery if I want to see him. Now put that hot picture of yourself back up, thanks very much.
Yes, and people shouldn't be able to block their page from strangers. Tis a stalkers nightmare. You're either in our you're out I say.Quote:
Originally Posted by brianw82
man to man, I dont know but its a tribal thing:pQuote:
Originally Posted by SkStu
Exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bluebeard
Was on the bus to dublin and had my bag on the seat beside me. When we got to Castleblayney I started smiling like a loon coz was thinking of this thread and yup, a nutter sat beside me. Good job it was my mate and I had been keeping the seat for her anyways!
When people get on the Luas at Harcourt to go to Stephen's Green. Lazy fvckers.
Retarded texts that go around every year after a team loses the All Ireland. Basically they're the same as the year before with a different county name ie. Mayo/Waterford/Cork. They weren't even funny in the first place.
Reminds of me that joke...
What do you say to a Dub in Croke Park in September?
Bag of chips, please.
Damn you Frank, you've reeled me in, time to act the hypocrite....Quote:
Originally Posted by superfrank
What do you call a Corkman with an All Ireland medal?
....A transvestite!!!
Txting/going on MSN while drunk..
That's so true. The internet should detect intoxication and go into read-only mode.
It'd save considerable embarrassment when you read back over drunken ramblings.
Yeah totally agree, have one male friend not talking to me and another pitying me after some message I sent Saturday night and I havent a clue what I said!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dunny
Sry lads but, no more rm on mattress in boot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
Ha ha. Very good.
Slapping children , there is no situation in life that an adult has to resort to inflicting pain on a child.
They are children , your an adult , you should be more intelligent than them , deal with it.
* Some foot.ie posters take note:p
Smartass 'editor comments' inserted into the text in newspaper or magazine pieces. At worst they make you want to vomit, and I've never seen one that is actually funny (maybe you should see a professional about this- ed.).
Does anyone actually enjoy plonking yourself down where someone has a bag and seeing their obvious disgruntlement at having to move it?:)Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
Shelbourne's style of play.
oh dear think your in the same boat as me magic only mine was a drunken verbal speech :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
Oh dear Mystic.
hanging up without saying anything when they've dialled a wrong number :mad:
Reporting every training ground injury as a freak one (http://www.rte.ie/sport/soccer/2009/1007/brushr.html). Why are there never any routine training ground injuries?
Use of the word 'Deffo'/'Defo'.
kevin kilbane trying to impersonate a full back.
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Originally Posted by Mr A
:eek: Sorry:DQuote:
Originally Posted by PartySaint
Parents smoking in a car in which their kids are also sitting.
Giving up a 2-1 lead with 2 mins to go.
That makes my blood boil. How dare they! My ex smokes with my sons in the car and when they come home from being with their dad they smell of smoke. Its so disgusting and shows a total lack of regard for the kids. Really really hate it.Quote:
Originally Posted by osarusan
Also hate how some parents let kids travel in car without a seat belt. Feck sake, do you not love your child?? Total insanity. When my kids were small and would try to take off their belts in the car or would refuse to put their belt on, I used to tell them the car wouldnt work and would slow down and pull in to side of the road momentarily to make them think the car was breaking down. The belts went on fast and now neither could think of even just sitting in the car without their belts on.
People who wear Celtic jerseys to Ireland matches
Driving well below the speed limit on a good road and yet won't pull in when a car is behind them.
People who don't use the slow lane on a road and people who drive in the right hand lane of motorway/dual carriageway even when not over-taking.
"Olé olé olé" crap...It's Spanish ffs
But it has a fada!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dunny
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2oPgA5LSVv...meldrew220.jpg
- Statements that start with the phrase, "I don't mean to be rude but..."
- People who don't 'get' Bob Dylan.
- Poor service in shops/bars etc. I walked into the pub recently and the barman left me standing at the bar for a minute or so as he leaned on the bar and fiddled with his phone, so I left. A month or two ago, I got served in a trendy city centre bar (The Church, at the end of Henry St.) by a waiter who brought us coffee while talking on his phone. I won't be going back.
- Sporting failure. My first Derry City game was the Cup Final in 1997, I had been a Leeds United fanatic since around 1995 but gradually one began to assume more importance than the other. Anyway, I've seen Derry in a fair few cups but I have yet to see my team win a title. :(
- Chat shows where the host only asks tame, easy questions. If I was having a chat with Tom Cruise, my first question would be along the lines of, "Tom, what the f***, you moron?" rather than the fawning tripe Jonathan Ross serves up on a weekly basis.
- Anyone Irish wearing an EPL jersey. Yes, it may come across as bitter, and yes, everyone has a right to wear whatever jersey they want, but if I meet someone for the first time and they're wearing a Liverpool shirt, I look down on them from the start.
- Adverts with stupid, childish men, and clever women. Not that I have anything against clever women, it's the male stereotype I have an issue with. If it was the other way around it would definitely be deemed sexist.
- The Afternoon Show
- The phrase "going forward..." When did this suddenly spring up? We have perfectly adequate, and (in the case of 'henceforth') even elegantly beautiful ways of saying 'From now on...' and yet people still use this inane phrase. It used to be used just on policy documents I read in work, now it seems to have wormed it's way into everyday usage. Please, please stop.
- People who start looking for their bus money only when getting on the bus.
- Busaras
- Pier Morgan. Last week I was watching X Factor and he was being quite nice to one of the contestants and I actually found myself thinking that he couldn't be that bad. So I re-watched his appearance on HIGNFY (available here, here, and here) to remind myself what a vicious, arrogant, self-promoting, vindictive, bullying little odious weasel he actually is.
- Ticketmaster
- Temple Bar (except Porterhouse and, until recently, Eamonn Doran's)
- Jonathan Rees Myers
Jesus Charming man i think i agree with all your points!!!!
One that gets my goat is people who have showers at 12/1/2/3 at night waking me up and knowing that we all have to work in the morning
Expecting that anyone who works in IT will spend hours fixing your screwed up PC and then not even showing any gratitude.
It's amazing how much it happens!
When i'm using our internal work IM system and people put lots of dots at the end of the sentence , I just think it looks bad
ME - ok I've done that now
THEM - Ok Thanks.....
http://gsteinbe.intrasun.tcnj.edu/tc...s/dilbert2.JPGQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr A
There are lots of annoying typing tics out there. I've seen one person sign all her(?) forum posts with _***_ for no reason at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by gustavo
Of course, the humble ellipsis has its place too...