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The FAI change, yet again, the rules of Setanta Cup qualification. As of now, the League Cup winners, Derry, must enter a play-off with the winners of the First Division providing the winners of the First Division wear white shirts, ie Dundalk. If not, then the second-placed team in the League Cup, Bohemians qualify to play with the runners-up of the First Division, Cobh Ramblers, providing the weather isn’t wet that day. Should it rain, Cork Academicals will battle it out with EMFA in a song contest, but only if Cork City fields 15 players in a team, in which case Longford Town will give up their FAI Cup Final place and slug out a two-way tie with Kilkenny City, who do not qualify because they bring in less than 300 fans per week. If so, Carlisle United will take on Jason Byrne and if the moon is in Uranus, as it was for the four lads in Derry, then John Delaney will distance himself from all football and instigate a new fusbal tournament to be completed by the fourth harvest moon of the year. Though, if x + y and y is June 25th, then straws will be drawn. Simple!