Best/worst chat up lines

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10/01/2006, 11:45 PM
tetsujin1979

Bloke: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
Girl: "Sorry, I don't know"
Bloke: "Me either, but it breaks the ice!"
11/01/2006, 12:07 AM
blueviking1980

Slappers

Originally Posted by blueviking1980
"I can make your <.> <.> look (o) (o)... I have small hands!"

Expect a slap sometimes though...

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Originally Posted by Gerrit

I don't get it :confused:

"I can make your boobs look big... I have small hands!"

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Originally Posted by Gerrit

Actually, why don't the girls make some effords themselves and come to us with a good opener? Why do we always have to make a fool out of ourselves and risk a slap?

Coz if we slapped the girls it wouldn't be our wrists the Bouncers would stamp... :D
11/01/2006, 9:01 AM
paul_oshea

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When i met my (american) girlfriend I said "Have you any Irish in you" she said "no", I said "Do you want some?"

Cheesey I know, but i was shocked when she said "yes"!!

ya but did she actually get it, ive made jokes like that when i was working over there and the yanks didnt get me half the time, just laughed out of nice ness and politeness.
11/01/2006, 5:40 PM
Gerrit

If they're still together, I'm sure she's getting "it" on regular basis now :D
13/01/2006, 8:27 PM
anto eile

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Originally Posted by M@ttitude

Ha, thats gas.. Ill use that one :D

When i met my (american) girlfriend I said "Have you any Irish in you" she said "no", I said "Do you want some?"

Cheesey I know, but i was shocked when she said "yes"!!

that line is literally 30+ years old. phil lynott says it before launching into "rosalie" on live and dangerous..which reminds me,its right here beside me , so il stick it on..
14/01/2006, 6:03 PM
Anto McC

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Originally Posted by anto eile

that line is literally 30+ years old. phil lynott says it before launching into "rosalie" on live and dangerous..which reminds me,its right here beside me , so il stick it on..

Sorry to be a pr*ck but he's says it before he lauches into "Emerald" and i think i'll stick it on myself :)
14/01/2006, 6:28 PM
blutil

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Originally Posted by Anto McC

Sorry to be a pr*ck but he's says it before he lauches into "Emerald" and i think i'll stick it on myself :)

you'd be better off to put it in a cd player, you might never get the glue off ! :eek:
14/01/2006, 6:32 PM
Anto McC

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Originally Posted by blutil

you'd be better off to put it in a cd player, you might never get the glue off ! :eek:

I have my candidate for Post of the year 2006 :D :D

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