She must have been a strong lass to give you a kicking while she suffered the pain of a broken collar bone.Quote:
Originally Posted by exile
Is she talking to you these days, Exile??? :D - probably from a distance. :D
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She must have been a strong lass to give you a kicking while she suffered the pain of a broken collar bone.Quote:
Originally Posted by exile
Is she talking to you these days, Exile??? :D - probably from a distance. :D
oh no belive me she was in pain she was actualy crying but ya know when you bang your elbow or head of something and you want turn around and knock the sh1te out of someone it was kinda of like that . but we get on famously know and i just bought a house in greystones with her cousin :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Glad to hear it Exile - time's agreat healer but I'd say she shakes your hand from a distance.Quote:
Originally Posted by exile
Good luck with the new house in Greystones - now I know why you call yourself exile.
Thankingfully this didn't lead to long term damage but is a warning to all men about drinking in the afternoon...
I was having a few pints in Camden one beautiful sunny, Sunday afternoon, left the pub and I had the three urges that most people do after drinking a load and the pubs still being open, that is; a feed, a pee and another pint!
So I got chips in pitta with lashings of chilli sauce from the chippy next to the tube station in Camden, (this chippy has perhaps the hottest in norf landaaan) wolfed it down without the aid of anything as lightweight as a those wee plastic/wooden forks they give you, strolled into the Halfway House across the road ordered a pint and went to the toilet, now you see having had a large amount of lager before I didn't consider washing my hands before I went for a slash and had only really wiped the excess chilli sauce of my paws with a non absorbant tissue.
The sense of burning in that area took about a minute to start but before I was at the bar it felt like a fire was going on in my trousers, and not in that way either :eek: . Oh how the bar man laughed when I explained the look on my face and then proceeeded to tell everyone who came to the bar why I was looking the way I was particularly the lovely ladyezzzzzz.
I have since recovered but the menory lingers on.
(Paul, I told you one day I'd share the story with the world ;))
Most Dangerous was probably when I was on camp with the FCA and tried to unscrew the flash eliminator on top of my rifle with my teeth :eek:
As for most stupid thing I ever done I think her name was Sarah :D
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Originally Posted by Lim till i die
One of my mad episodes involved falling asleep with a burning candle on top of a wooden cabinet :eek: I woke the next morning :eek: , still alive thank God :D to see a big black ringed hole in the cabinet with the wax over the carpet, how it didn't go on fire I'll never know. I wasn't even drunk, just tired after a long journey...... :o
"You probably suffer from mild mental illness, making you perfectly normal. 3 out of 4 people in the world suffer from mental illness, so that's how I judge "normal". "Quote:
Originally Posted by M@ttitude
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I am not for a single second surprised that you should produce such a magnificent story. "Red Hot Chilli Willy" is thus born, and may he a long life have! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat O' Banton
:ball: PP
Chasing my next door neighbour with a stanley knife and the throwing it at my dog when I was 5
Jumping over a small wall in Bundoran Co.Donegal which led to the edge of a cliff when I was about 6 or 7 :eek:
After being locked in my shed, in roetrospect deciding to punch the shed window (aided by a slight loss of balance) was a pretty stupid/dangerous thing. The doctor who stitched me up said that an inch more to the right and things would have been musch worse. Still laugh when I think back to it though, me running in circles around the garden with blood pumping outta my wrist, screaming ``Sh*t, I broke the shed window, Dad's gonna kill me.... I broke the shed window... I broke the shed window window.... Dad's gonna kill me..... I broke the shed window`` (70% sure they were my actual words). Think I was 9 or so then. A few years older and a bit wiser ( ;) ) I dont think I'd do the same again if in a similiar situation........ Dont think so I said :eek: .
Other than that incident I've got a good record................... ;)
chasing after someone in the playground when I was 11, before catching my foot on someones skipping rope, going to fast to stop, so slid across the newly tarmaced playground on my hands kness and face :eek:
not pretty and bloody hurt.
Doing the gold level Duke of Edinburgh award scheme, wild camping and a 50 mile walk in wales, messing up my foot, and being too stubborn to go and see the doctor for 3 days, and whan i finally went, finding out Id ruptured my achilles tendon and was bleeding internally. Nice :rolleyes: Only to do the same thing to the other leg a year later :o
Acting the clown ice skating with my cousin who was 6, pretending to fall etc. only to realise later id chipped a bone in my elbow during one of my "fake" falls :o
scariest thing ever was being in a car that caught fire on the M1 while we were in it. :eek:
i was reading that thinking i had already read it on here, but ya i was going to tell it sooner rather than later if you hadnt. LOL :DQuote:
Paul, I told you one day I'd share the story with the world
Just last Thursday, I jumped off a landrover (standing on the outside footplate) at 20mph. Got as good a landing as could be expected and a nice roll, so only took out a bit of me knee and was straight back up. The car behind us was a bit alarmed though! :eek: :p
Have also burnt my hand when falling on a Go-Kart exhaust and split open between two fingers falling over those trees in the main street of Ballybofey while running to get into the pub and out of the rain. Carried on into the pub and ordered a pint of Bulmers and a first aid kit! :) Don't think I ever convinced the doctors the next day that I hadn't been drinking at the time of the fall though!
You wouldn't be wishing it a long life it happened to you :eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Plastic Paddy
Regular occurence that, mate :cool: :oQuote:
Originally Posted by pineapple stu
I got my hand stuck in a car-lock thing for the steering wheel. Ouch!The memory makes me wince to this day.
Sitting on an ant hill when i was about 8, that wasn't a good idea, and about a week later decieding to go commando, forgeting to watch out for my foreskin in the zipper :eek: !!! Lucky no lasting damage ;)
Both happened in Donegal, it seemed everytime I went there as a kid something happened me!
This doesn't involve me but it's still a funny/stupid story...
My cousin was on holiday in Spain in '94 or '95 and he was getting alot of attention cos he looks kinda like Roy Keane and being from South Kerry he has a similar accent.
Anyway, after one encounter with a girl who was convinced he was actually Roy Keane he said to her that after the Charity Shield, which was about a week away, he'd wave to the cameras as he went up the steps at Wembley.
When the Charity Shield came around, my cousin was watching it and at the end of the match Roy Keane went up to collect his medal and waved to the cameras!!!! :D
He's a family legend!